| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reports from Brooks from the first night in Killarney |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | seems to indicate that you are easily in the lead |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for Bonehead...shocking to think |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | that you might have locked it up in the first night |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | although there are so many dumb asses and we've got six more nights including two in Dublin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This makes me happy. Freeman will have to be tired |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and he has to walk Tralee...he's out |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lillis, we're sorry |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | but Freeman |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Freeman has said he's not tired |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and has been drinking double Jack and Cokes all over Killarney |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want every shirley temple drinking mofo who doesn't drink Guinness out of this room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You guys know I run hot on the first night |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I didn't just fly close to the sun, I flew into it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've wanted to win Bonehead for 18 months and crushed the first night |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but now Freeman is going to tear up Killarney |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and snag the title. You think Tyrer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | isn't going to be feeding him alcohol like he's feeding strippers $1's |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and Ryan has a need for chaos and won't allow Freeman to take it easy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and will be doing WWF all over the hotel corridors |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lillis, don't worry, Freeman won't ever find his room |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You idiot, have you forgotten Berlin |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That was 35 years ago and Rhoden was in Berlin and won't let it happen again |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You probably think the pubs will be responsible and not serve him too much also |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | When Cy and Chris Gramlich get a hold of Freeman |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Freeman will make my first night look like a St Thomas More sleepover |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I just hope that Killarney is able to open up its pubs tomorrow |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and why the hell does Ireland even have Jack Daniels |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the Americans should be drinking Jameson or Proper 12 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | like proper Irishman |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm worried about other contenders and Brian Gramlich |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | is an absolute savage for his shart move at Trump's course |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and we all know that Ryan hasn't even started |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He drinks the Guinness like a good Irishman |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It gives him that strength to slice a golf ball 50 yards |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I haven't lost my shit in two years |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but you'd think drinking 15 Guinnesses in a night would count for something |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and then creating a 2nd bathroom in my room |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | it's never been done, and we haven't even gotten Freeman on the bus yet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Freeman might not be great at golf but he's the best alcohol man in Ireland |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the guys won't even notice the lack of women for Brian Gramlich |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Chris Gramlich said we're the hottest girls in Killarney |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Killarney owes me after my night in jail |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and I called my shot and expected to tear up Reidy's and I did it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bernie might not want to win Bonehead |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but it's a hard title to win...we have so many dumbasses |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I've got to head down to breakfast and listen to Powell complain for an hour |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | about Doolin, Guinness, beef stew, Doolin, bacon, his CPAP, caddies, Doolin |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But I'd do this trip again in a heartbeat, even if I don't win Bonehead |
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