Hilter Reacts to Finding Out This Week's EGG FOO WHAT?! Episode is Delayed
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A certain you-know-who deals with the news that this week's EGG FOO WHAT?! episode will be a day late.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | SIr, I See you're ready for this week's EGG FOO WHAT?! episode. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is after all Wednesday. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Mike usually records here, under the Meadowlands.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll be there to help you with your Wi-fi again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Which always seems spotty, I mean I don't know why you don't just spring for your own router |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great. Wednesday has become my favorite night of the week. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | When those guys start breaking down classic literature, |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | or talking about weird, old man bathroom stuff, I am transfixed. |
| 00:25 - 00:28 | Sir..about this week's EGG FOO WHAT?! episode... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They couldn't record tonight. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're recording Thursday, so you can listen then. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I see. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THURSDAY?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, THURSDAY??! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I BUILD MY WEEK AROUND WEDNESDAYS! I WAIT ALL WEEK TO HEAR 2 SADDER BASTARDS THAN MYSELF!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's that shit Wilson, isn't it? Did Mike pick a shrimp dish? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Have his decades of lying about being allergic finally caught up to him?!?!?! STUPID IDIOT! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHY SHOULD I BE THE ONE TO SUFFER FOR HIS BULLSHIT? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I guess now you're just going to tell me to listen to the Dough Boys instead. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | MIKE FUCKING HATES THE DOUGH BOYS!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND HE'S RIGHT? Who can talk so much about fucking Sonic Drive-In every goddam week?!!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir you just have to wait- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | "WAIT" OH WHY DON'T YOU WAIT ON DEEZ EGG FOO NUTS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's just one more day and - |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | JUST ONE MORE DAY? JUST ONE MORE DAY FUCK YOUR ONE MORE DAY! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You'd think that after a hard day of being me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I could sit back & hang out with my EGG FOO WHAT?! buddies |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN KNOW WHAT I GO THROUGH IN A SINGLE DAY?!?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OH DON'T STAND THERE AND EVEN ACT LIKE YOU FUCKING CARE, JASON! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But now, I guess I'll just listen to old episodes. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Oh good, let's hear Greg again |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | THIS IDIOT WHO CAN'T SPEAK TO PEOPLE EVEN IN A CASUAL OPEN-OFFICE SETTING WITH ICE CREAM THURSDAYS! |
| 02:20 - 02:21 | Gets a $6 haircut & suddenly they're on video every week!!!!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck him! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How many times can we listen to him go on & on |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | about planning his own funeral?!?! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Mike's my favorite, that guy doesn't like ANYTHING |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I HATE HIM! I HATE THEM BOTH! I HATE EGG FOO WHAT?!!! |
| 02:50 - 02:53 | I...I was going to send MIke... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...a gift package after his father died. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Especially since his co-host, his "friend", couldn't be bothered. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BUTWE STILL HAVE TO HEAR HIM MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO DID THO, DON'T WE?!?!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We still have to hear him shit on muffin baskets & cheese plates! Big Man! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was trying to invent my own dish, like they do. |
| 03:19 - 03:22 | Maybe call in one day as a guest. If...if they'd have me on. |
| 03:23 - 03:28 | My little nephew, Ira, was helping me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It was going to be Hormel chili & tater tot egg rolls. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He was going to sell them to raise money for the Scouts. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But now, with no episode tonight, I HAVE NOTHING!!!!!! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Why do these things always happen to me? |