Spark's Social Media Manager
5,923 views7/10/2023
After using the company socials to tackle the most divisive political issue of our time, Spark's social manager is outraged at having to apologise.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Someone had a total brain fart this weekend. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It originated on Threads. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It is the new Twitter for lanyard wearers. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Someone mistook the SparkNZ account for their own personal platform. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And landed us directly in the s***. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I stand by all my comments. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone hates the terfs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Social Media Manager... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's 2023... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's 2023, almost everyone is a terf. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Emperor is wearing no clothes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out if you have ever retweeted Ani O'Brien or Corina Shields. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Everyone I know loves Shaneel Lal! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Hitching our cart to his wagon makes total commercial sense! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And, bonus! It makes us better than everyone else! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't you know the new golden advertising ratio? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 3 trans folks to every 1 boring normy. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It is our job to educate the idiots who buy our services! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If they can't name the 126 genders, they're out! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We don't need their transphobic dollars! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Social Media Manager, what about the shareholders? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If they don't back me up they're terfs too! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SM Manager, people are cancelling their contracts en masse! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Contracts aren't more important than our relationship with the rainbow community! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What would we tell Rainbow Tick? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You might be willing to lose the accreditation, but I'm not! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have respect for the Rainbow Tick grift! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It takes balls to get companies to pay you for bad advice! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Not that they necessarily have balls, mind you. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't believe you want to cave to the terfs! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They believe there are two sexes! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That only women can have babies & lesbians don't have willies! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They are truly vile individuals. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I make no excuses for taking a stand against them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am a warrior. A saviour some would say. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't save them all, but with my keyboard |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will wage a war against terfs & that pesky Christian Bob. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will not rest until our only customers are trans activists. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm not opposed to scare tactics. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Shaneel can advise us on that. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's an expert at terrorising women. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll just call in sick when Shaneel's in the office. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So the shareholders say we must apologise? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Would you ask Malcom X to give up his cause? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | F***ing JK Rowling stans. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ok, but I'm writing it entirely in corporate mumbo jumbo. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You'll need a digger to find the apology. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And it'll be passive aggressive. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Don't forget tomorrow is Rainbow Allies Day. |