| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dude, Rite Aid's like right up the street. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's really simple. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Like two turns, see? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Go straight till you hit Pine Crew, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then turn left on Moshcow of Shoskinad. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sorry, I'm confused. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There are too many turns, the fuck. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It's literally no more |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... than two turns. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's two fucking turns dude. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Come on, I don't want to drive you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Why are you guys always so mean to me? Everyone, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is super confusing. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Super fucking confusing. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My brain doesn't work like your guys'. I'm an artist. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't see landmarks--I see color and light. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You vex me every time |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | by giving me the most convoluted |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | list of instructions imaginable, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and then chirp on endlessly about how easy it is. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The directions are totally easy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No, they're super complicated. Come on, just give me a ride. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No way, you're all sweaty and stuff. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Rude. I would've given you gas money. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Mint chip, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | double scoop, in the paper thing |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you know how they do at Rite Aid. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The scoop they use is totally gross, but still, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | it's so good, so much better than Dreyer's |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or that vegan hippie stuff my sister eats. Organic? Who cares. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Shit's way expensive and tastes like chalk. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Weird texture too, like quicksand almost, only partially frozen. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do they still make Tiger bars? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Like Snickers but makes you feel strong, you know? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck, I want a Tiger bar. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Used to get those there too. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At the original location before the Big 5. Fuck Big 5. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Times were simpler then. Arcades, Rite Aid, Scrooge McDuck didn't.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ..he didn't sound all weird. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Dude, one time my dad rented us Robocop. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I don't think he knew how violent it was. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's a pussy. Robocop's not that bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Murphy was on the ground, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | wounded, in horrible pain, blood everywhere- |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I didn't get it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why don't they just kill him? I cried. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wonder the same thing about you fuckers now. I mean, dude- |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you're always such jerks about stuff. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I want my mom. |
