Hitler Finds out the Rockets Didn't Get Wemby
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The Houston Rockets's biggest fan is Hitler, who finds out that the Rockets will not be drafting their top choice in this year's NBA draft. Sad times for Hitler.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | your favorite team |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the Houston Rockets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | unfortunately will not be getting Wemby |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in the NBA draft this year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | that's not a problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we still have Alperen Sengun |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sengun |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sengun might not be as good |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | as people think he is |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all those who like Green, Smith, Nix, and KPJ please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE TANKED FOR THREE SEASONS!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DIDN'T WE DO ENOUGH TO SHOW ADAM SILVER WE WERE SERIOUS?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE GOT RID OF THAT IDIOT SILAS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE HIRED IME UDOKA |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | UDOKA WHO CAN'T KEEP HIS PANTS ON |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | EVEN WITH FERTITTA |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I THOUGHT WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer we're gonna get James Harden |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT JAMES HARDEN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer Clutchfans want Harden |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What is it with these stupid Harden nut huggers? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S ALWAYS JAMES HARDEN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Harden abandoned the Rockets |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He left for the Nets and then for Philly |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Harden doesn't know what the hell he wants |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All I know is the Rockets don't need Harden |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We need Wemby. And now we're not getting Wemby |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Sengun is just not enough |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's all Raffy Stone's fault and that idiot Adam Silver |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've been a Rockets fan a long time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | longer than tinman and DaDakota |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | doesn't that count for something? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I really thought we were there |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STUCK WITH GREEN AND JABARI SMITH |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NOT TO MENTION THAT LOCKER ROOM CANCER KPJ |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Three years of tanking. For nothing. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Game threads with nothing but stupid memes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THAT GODDAMNED TRIGONUM AND SEVERO |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Severo will be in Denver. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give up. Seriously. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't think I can be a Rockets fan anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I miss Morey |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I almost even miss Jeremy Lin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You can go ahead and watch it all on draft night |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | now that we're not getting Wemby |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll just watch Sengun reruns |