Hitler reacts to OCR Physics Paper 1
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Official uncovered footage of Hitler after having taken the OCR A -Level physics ever. The worst crime against humanity.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ive had a think about the exam |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I think OCR want to lower the grade boundaries |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | OCR physics has always been higher |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It makes sense to put themselves in line with the rest of the exam boards. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If they do this, it will be easier to compare |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | About this line of yours |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will put them in line. Ill do it for free |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You cant |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It isn't teacher assessed grades anymore |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The exam boards have ultimate power |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who did the exam in 2020, 2021, 2022 can leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I MEANT A FIRING LINE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SHALL FIND THE HEAD OF OCR AND MODEL HIM IN THE PROJECTILE QUESTION WE WERENT GIVEN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND I WONT MODEL HIM AS A PARTICLE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE SHALL GO SO FAR HIS GRAVITATIONAL POTENTIAL WILL BE ZERO |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I HOPE HE ENDS UP IN A BLOODY SOLAR FLARE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | OH CHANGE THAT SANDBAG TO A SHOE. WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEAD |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE INVIGILATOR CAN SUCK MY DICK AT 0.8 RADIANS FOR ALL I CARE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHO GIVES LUMINOSITY FOR A QUESTION WHICH DIDNT EVEN USE IT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer it was to test your ability to select necessary information |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE ONLY NECESSARY INFORMATION NOW IS WHAT RESULTS I NEED FOR MCDONALDS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer you would of done well on the one markers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have worked for two years to gain credit because I know what a scalar quantity is |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I DIDNT EVEN CHECK MY ANSWERS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | OXFORD CAMBRIDGE RSA |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ATLEAST MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINES ARE CONSISTENT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | CONSISTENTLY SHITE. AND WHAT IS THE UNIFIED PAPER GOING TO BE LIKE. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | CALCULATE THE EMF OF AUGUSTUS GLOOPS MUM IN A VACUMN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | FIND THE DISPLACEMENT OF A CHARGED PARTICLE IN A FIELD OF SHEEP ON MARS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO DO. GET A NOBEL PRIZE FROM SOMEONE. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF I FIND AN OCR EMPLOYEE I WILL KICK THEM SO HARD THEY WILL RED SHIFT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I CAN NEVER GO TO A THEME PARK AGAIN |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | LETTING SANDBAGS FLY AROUND IS A SAFETY RISK ANYWAY. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | BUT DID THEY FOLLOW ANY LAWS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THEY DIDNT EVEN SEEM TO LIKE THE LAWS OF PHSYICS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHO EVEN GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AIRSHIPS. DID THEY NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST ONE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | IT BURNT TO THE GROUND, A TOTAL WRECK JUST LIKE MY GRADES NOW |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THEY DONT SEEM TO LIKE LOOKING AT THE PAST |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ABSOLUTELY NO EFFORT FOR CONTINUITY |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY PROBABLY GOT THEM OFF CHAT GPT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, our barely relevent six marker points will probably be in the markscheme. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If i do bad enough I may even work for OCR |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they obviously just hire whoever likes writing long rambly paragraphs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I wanted to go to a good uni |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I cant even remember what question 18 was about |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I heard the AQA one was hard too. Although they probably used the same monkey to write both |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Next paper ill write F U C K O F F in the multiple choice |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Is it too late to do Biology |