| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mrs Neale, all Ofsted inspectors |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Have been kept in one room |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They've not seen any bad behaviour |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Erin Parker did break a chair |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we are sure no one saw. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume they didn't notice |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That we don't have a fence? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mrs Neale |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They saw |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They saw that we don't have a fence |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have failed us on safeguarding |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone apart from Mr Willis, Mr Kemp and Mr Bishop needs to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you freaking kidding?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Failing on safeguarding?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone knows that letting the thick kids leave during the day is sensible |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's the only way to let the bright ones learn |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I cannot believe this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have had 99% attendance every year |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They have never suspected anything before |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Years of Outstanding's all for nothing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe we should modernise a little |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you MENTAL?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I've always wanted a lanyard |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up Kempy you weasel |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stuff your lanyards! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The papers will be on this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Bury Free Press will be awful |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We are going to be a laughing stock |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | KEGS are going to LOVE this - they've been waiting for this day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Years of hiding all our problems has worked a treat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Paper registers are the future! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Screw the lot of you. No more saying Together Everyone Achieves More |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I really thought |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That we could carry on forever |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That I would never leave |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And yet |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am being ruined by a bunch of morons who are all 100 years old |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just know Alex Bolton will end up Prime Minister |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Where will my gratitude be then!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | As if a silly fence will solve our problems |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I eat Ofsted inspectors for breakfast |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Unity will save us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I knew this day would come |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have modernised my empty suitcase assembly |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't do this |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Stupid Oftsed ruining things |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Kempy, get ready to do battle. We will have to fight them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What's the worst that could happen? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least Harrison and Turner might leave now. |
