Some say it's time for a new one
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Old Video with a new spin. Sadly I hope you enjoy the satire.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are here due to employee turnover |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If you look here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You will see we lost three to Westchester |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Another one to Dept of State |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And somehow one to Ags & Markets |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Maybe we can fix this or at least slow it down |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | by getting Legal's opinion |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Legal |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Legal was escorted out of the building last week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are waiting for HR to send out a job posting email soon. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not actively looking for a job elsewhere stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you F*$%-ing kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What is going on around here??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We just canvassed every FPS1 for several promotional opportunities |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We finally got approval to hire over twenty new employees |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We can't even hire at the rate we're losing people |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | One even went to Department of State |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We left them for a reason |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We took a way a Chief from Westchester |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They hired one of ours and made them a Chief |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He left before we hired them.... Two others went afterward! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, maybe we can do a survey |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody believes they are anonymous |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And they're right!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Surveys, Pizza parties and Employee of the quarter |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | acknowledgement is ineffective |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The last employee of the quarter is one of the ones who left!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | State Fair!!! State Fair!!! Nobody willingly volunteers to go to State Fair! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We are expanding our mission, creating more specialties |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and as soon as we fill the spot, they transfer back out. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We keep interviewing for new employees, off of two lists, and still empty spots |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do we have to do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought we could show our appreciation.... I like Pizza |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but that didn't work |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Any new ideas? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or something we can offer that other state agencies haven't already done and done better? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I could swear I heard in the hallway someone was thinking of going back to Corrections |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the union isn't helping the situation at all |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | PEF can't even send them soft money that we all agree is a good idea |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A couple thousand dollars for all they have done! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You didn't put in your two week notice yet, did you? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | To top it, OGS was taking away positions |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We had to fight to get back, that we still can't backfill. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | HR e-mails |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | for constant job openings |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wish I could fix it with a simple letter or e-mail |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but I haven't had anything to send on Friday at 4:30 for weeks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And I don't see one going out soon. |