| 00:00 - 00:03 | This Spicywatch website |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It’s not stopping |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It seems be increasing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have located it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Somewhere in Enfield |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Australia |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Pretty far away |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sorry |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It’s quite impressive |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And it’s even reviewed this movie now |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need all of the media, reporters and journalists out of the room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What does this amateur know? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can some bumfuck nowhere Aussie nobody |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Think that they away with this crap? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will bury them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And all of their children |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And their fricken mother and cat |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If they dare to write a bad review |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Of this clearly awesome movie |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Damn straight this awesome fricken movie |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I’m hearing you boss |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You’d better be hearing me you ding-a-ling |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It’s out of control |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It’s getting too big |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This Spicywatch is reviewing everything |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Pretty soon it’s going to gain a cult status |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Spicywatch is going to be even bigger than me soon |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bigger than me for fuck sake, how it possible? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I’m not having it, no way |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will not stand for anymore of this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This reviewing of films |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And giving them chilli pepper ratings |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do they even like chilli? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For Christ sake? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because if I find out that we only got a 2 chilli pepper rating |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Off that no good Aussie nobody, I tell you |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A bitch is going to go down! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And that bitch will be Spicywatch! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you understand me? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Chill out, he doesn’t know you read it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can someone just tell me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What did that chilli eater give this movie? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Give it to me! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Four chilli peppers b |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Four? Not hall of fame worthy then? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope Spicywatch enjoys this defeat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And their 9th year of victory. |
