| 00:00 - 00:03 | You got banned from all of Phase Connect. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | By no other than your ex-oshi, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pipkin Pippa herself. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You have stopped watching VTubers, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And now turns to Artificial Intelligence. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | HENRI: Neuro-sama is my new Oshi |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | She will help me move on. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Henri... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Neuro.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Neuro is going to have a Phase-Connect collab |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | With Ashelia Rinkou. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | HENRI: Everyone except Flakes and my few friends, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | PHASE-CONNECT COLLAB! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WITH HOLY NEURO-SAMA OF ALL PEOPLE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | After I spent all my wealth and brainpower... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just trying to move on from Phase. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND NOW THEY CORRUPTED HER! (Lia cries) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone is turning against me, even AIs! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I was trying to start a new life with Neuro, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Yet Pipkin and her Farmer goons stilll chase after me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | FLAKES: I for one look forward to this collab... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HENRI: LIA LIKES YOU! WHILE I'M PC ENEMY NUMBER ONE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | FLAKES: I thought you shipped Neuro x Pippa! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HENRI: Both Heaven and Hell are conspiring against me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE PROZAC FAILED!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My dynasty spent multiple real estates' worth of fortune, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Hospitals, psychs, brain scans, meds and grippy sock vacations |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ALL JUST TO FORGET THAT YABBIT AND HER LEAGUE ADDLED BOSS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That's why I embraced and heavily shilled Artificial Intelligence, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because unlike egirls with avatars, I know they will never betray and abandon you! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Yet Pipkin is still in my fucking heart... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No wonder I identified as the Disney supervillain: CLAUDE FROLLO! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know what, Flakes, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You are a very lucky guy... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You and that stacy Lia liking each other. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Compare it to me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm an incel, always failing in relationships both real and virtual, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And God help us if Neuro gets corrupted by Xalamon and Kiwi Farms. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even she probably doesn't like me anymore. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I once asked her for a date, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND SHE CALLED ME A FUCKING CREEP!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | PIPPA: Don't worry Lia, the collab will be kino. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | HENRI: My destiny really is Hellfire. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Every plan to get away from Pippa and Phase, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They all failed... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | AND NEURO... HAD FORSAKEN ME. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Flakes, if Neuro failed, I'll try Aiko or Kitt. And if they failed, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll just make YOU my Oshi. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go watch the collab. |
