| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone gather around |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the NCAA released the hockey |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | brackets & unfortanatley |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | all roads do NOT point to Berlin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All teams from the east |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | have the easy route |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they have it easy in places like NH, PA, CT |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | and my leader the Gophers |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | well they are going to |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fargo Scheels Arena |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to play something called Canisius |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | and if they win who else, please say they did this right if not please leave NOW |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is St. Cloud in their bracket and Mankato too? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Holy Balls the NCAA is imcompetent |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They can't even let the state of hockey shine bright |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Minnesota should have the opportunity to shine |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Knies, Snuggerud, Cooley---The BEST |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Justen Close could stop anything |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | after we roll through Canisius we play |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | St. Cloud or Mankato? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | in fucking Fargo! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | shut your pie hole you fool, yes FARGO, FARGO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my leader the Blaine Super Rink wasn't available |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | no shit you fool, this is the NCAA they want to |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | make it fancy. What better than FARGO! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These dumbshits put all the best teams in this bracket |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That's what I don't like. I mean and then North Dakota doesn't make it. Screw the NCAA |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why does Motzko have to face his old team. Then Mankato,, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | they are dangerous very dangerous |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY ARE MAVERICKS for christ sake |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the NCAA wants to tire our gophers out |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | then this North Dakota doesn't qualify WTF they've been horseshit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | since they became the Fighting Hawks |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | please go back to the Fighting Sioux, I miss that- a worthy opponent |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The WCHA too, this is what money does it ruins it all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why does the NCAA do this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't handle another Frozen Four without the best in the state of hockey |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | These dipshits couldn't lead a hooker to bed |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then we play at Scheels Arena |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ohh here you go North Dakota, you didn't make it but |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we will host in your state. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We need to make sure the Gophers don't go to Northern Gentlemens Club |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who sets these things up? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Like all I want to hear is damn Canadian jargon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The poutine is delightful though |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And Coors Light should be flowing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please reserve our club seats and our flights |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want to arrive before a damn snowstorm |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or before the Red floods again |
