| 00:00 - 00:03 | Nicola, you’ve been in power for 8 years |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and in that time |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | membership has plummeted. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everything you've touched has turned to shite and the |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | vultures and backstabbers are circling. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, the plebs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | still believe in independence. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm afraid that ship's on the rocks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and is going down with all hands. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Yousless, Swinney, Lloyd and dear hubby Pete can stay. The rest of you, fuck off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is happening? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought we had everybody bought off. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Control the media and you control the message, you said! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No-one gives a fuck about effective government, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | as long as we dangle |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Braveheart freedom in their pusses! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The public will accept anything for that. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The cult of ME is what's important, not them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Nicola, they're awake, we can’t fool them anymore. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What do you mean awake? They're as dumb as a box of rocks! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Nicola, they want fiscal prudence. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Westminster will continue to bail us out. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck fiscal prudence! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We get more dosh |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | from the Barnett formula than anyone else! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Westminster twats are too scared to stop it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The merry-go-round must keep going otherwise we’ll all fall off! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And where will that leave me and the rest of you useless cunts? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We might have to get a real job! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I thought my cult and power was absolute, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What will I do without this? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I’m a failed solicitor without any discernible skills, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | except the ability to bleeter shite. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucks sake. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If this comes crashing down, we're all screwed and looking at the pokey. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I for one am too ugly and bolshie for jail. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They might put me in a men's prison. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I'd have to stop eating the hairy clams! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And what would my little French Nicole say about that? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry.......Pete'll still get the cock. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The last 8 years have been a blast. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But every political career, even mine, ends in failure. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's the end. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game is up. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's time for Scotland to throw off its dependency culture and let its people thrive, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | without us dragging it down. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The plebs can now really be free. |
