The SNP's Last Days
76 views • 3/18/2023
The final days of Nicola Sturgeon in the bunker at Bute House.
00:00 - 00:03 | Nicola, you’ve been in power for 8 years |
00:04 - 00:05 | and in that time |
00:05 - 00:07 | membership has plummeted. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Everything you've touched has turned to shite and the |
00:12 - 00:15 | vultures and backstabbers are circling. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, the plebs |
00:19 - 00:21 | still believe in independence. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader....... |
00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid..... |
00:31 - 00:33 | I'm afraid that ship's on the rocks |
00:34 - 00:36 | and is going down with all hands. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Yousless, Swinney, Lloyd and dear hubby Pete can stay. The rest of you, fuck off. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is happening? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I thought we had everybody bought off. |
01:18 - 01:23 | Control the media and you control the message, you said! |
01:25 - 01:28 | No-one gives a fuck about effective government, |
01:29 - 01:31 | as long as we dangle |
01:31 - 01:34 | Braveheart freedom in their pusses! |
01:34 - 01:37 | The public will accept anything for that. |
01:37 - 01:40 | The cult of ME is what's important, not them! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Nicola, they're awake, we can’t fool them anymore. |
01:42 - 01:46 | What do you mean awake? They're as dumb as a box of rocks! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Nicola, they want fiscal prudence. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Westminster will continue to bail us out. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck fiscal prudence! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We get more dosh |
01:57 - 02:00 | from the Barnett formula than anyone else! |
02:00 - 02:03 | The Westminster twats are too scared to stop it! |
02:04 - 02:08 | The merry-go-round must keep going otherwise we’ll all fall off! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And where will that leave me and the rest of you useless cunts? |
02:14 - 02:16 | We might have to get a real job! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I thought my cult and power was absolute, like Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | What will I do without this? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I’m a failed solicitor without any discernible skills, |
02:34 - 02:36 | except the ability to bleeter shite. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fucks sake. |
02:43 - 02:47 | If this comes crashing down, we're all screwed and looking at the pokey. |
02:48 - 02:53 | And I for one am too ugly and bolshie for jail. |
02:54 - 02:56 | They might put me in a men's prison. |
02:56 - 02:59 | But I'd have to stop eating the hairy clams! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And what would my little French Nicole say about that? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry.......Pete'll still get the cock. |
03:14 - 03:16 | The last 8 years have been a blast. |
03:19 - 03:23 | But every political career, even mine, ends in failure. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's the end. |
03:31 - 03:33 | The game is up. |
03:40 - 03:46 | It's time for Scotland to throw off its dependency culture and let its people thrive, |
03:46 - 03:49 | without us dragging it down. |
03:53 - 03:56 | The plebs can now really be free. |
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