The Schizos of Phase-Connect (Lia's Light/HENRIFIRE)

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A Notre-Dame de Paris / Phase-Connect Valentines Parody to Finish up this month of February. Parodying both Heaven's Light and Hellfire. Detailing the difference between two of the biggest Phase-Connect goslings, Pure Flakes and Henri Ikari. Flakes' love for Lia is pure and untainted. while Henri's obsession for Pippa is destructive. Starring Flakes as Quasimodo and Henri as Frollo.

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00:00 - 00:02FLAKES: So many times out there
00:02 - 00:05I've watched Vtubers out there
00:05 - 00:09Of Oshis and their fans enjoying the night.
00:09 - 00:13They had a kind of glow around them
00:13 - 00:19It almost looked like Heaven’s light.
00:19 - 00:22I knew I'd never know
00:22 - 00:24This parasocial glow
00:24 - 00:29Though I might wish with all my might.
00:29 - 00:33No boy as depressed as I
00:33 - 00:39Was ever meant for Phase’s light.
00:39 - 00:43But suddenly an Angel embraced me,
00:43 - 00:49Her name, Ashelia Rinkou...
00:49 - 00:52I dare to dream that she
00:52 - 00:54was sent by God to me,
00:54 - 00:59So as I draw my fanarts tonight
00:59 - 01:04I celebrate Phase Unity...
01:04 - 01:10As I love LIA'S LIGHT!.....
01:29 - 01:32/vt/: Who are we?
01:32 - 01:36Hololive fans!
01:36 - 01:41Fuck Nijisanji
01:41 - 01:46And fuck VShojo even more!
01:46 - 01:52Nyanners and Kson are traitors,
01:52 - 01:57Veibae and Luxiem should die!
01:57 - 02:04Ogey rrat...
02:06 - 02:09HENRI: Holy Neuro-sama
02:09 - 02:12You know I’m your most pious fan
02:12 - 02:17Of my goslinging I’m justly proud (/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!)
02:17 - 02:20HENRI: Sacred Neuro-sama
02:20 - 02:23You know I'm so much purer than
02:23 - 02:28The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd (Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
02:28 - 02:30Then why I still see Pippa here,
02:30 - 02:33Why her Pipkin is in my mind
02:33 - 02:39Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul? (Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
02:39 - 02:41The pain of getting banned again
02:41 - 02:44Is making me LOSE my fucking brain,
02:44 - 02:51And the meds don’t even work again! (What a schizo! What a schizo!)
02:51 - 02:53YOU BANNED ME!
02:53 - 02:55YOU CUCKED ME!
02:55 - 03:00YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
03:00 - 03:02(*grabs pippanties*) YOU KEK’D ME
03:02 - 03:04YOU BUCKED ME
03:04 - 03:10AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ME! (*/vt/ reappears*)
03:10 - 03:12It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!)
03:12 - 03:15It is Xalabussy! (GET A TULPA!)
03:15 - 03:18That f*g was the one set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!)
03:18 - 03:20I protected her (WHAT A RETARD!)
03:20 - 03:22But I said Carried, (WHAT A LOLCOW!)
03:22 - 03:28AND NOW I’M SEVERELY FUCKING DEPRESSED! (STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!)
03:28 - 03:30My beloved yabbit,
03:30 - 03:33You’re still posting your based memes
03:33 - 03:37While I watch you torture my cock and balls!
03:37 - 03:41DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA!
03:41 - 03:44LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL!
03:44 - 03:47If you won't be my own Oshi again...
03:51 - 03:54CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
03:54 - 03:54HENRI: What?!
03:54 - 03:57CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline.
03:57 - 04:02HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. The war is not lost!
04:02 - 04:07I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!
04:07 - 04:10HELLFIRE
04:10 - 04:11PINK FIRE
04:11 - 04:15NOW YABBIT, IT'S YOUR TURN!
04:15 - 04:20CHOOSE ME OR AN HERO
04:20 - 04:27UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN! (*burns pippanties*)
04:27 - 04:32YAGOO have mercy on you... (YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!)
04:32 - 04:38YAGOO have mercy on Me… (MOVE ON DUDE!)
04:38 - 04:42But Pipkin will be mine...
04:42 - 04:44Or She,
04:44 - 04:47WILL.
04:47 - 04:56BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:58 - 05:01*dies of cringe*