| 00:00 - 00:02 | FLAKES: So many times out there |
| 00:02 - 00:05 | I've watched Vtubers out there |
| 00:05 - 00:09 | Of Oshis and their fans enjoying the night. |
| 00:09 - 00:13 | They had a kind of glow around them |
| 00:13 - 00:19 | It almost looked like Heaven’s light. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | I knew I'd never know |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | This parasocial glow |
| 00:24 - 00:29 | Though I might wish with all my might. |
| 00:29 - 00:33 | No boy as depressed as I |
| 00:33 - 00:39 | Was ever meant for Phase’s light. |
| 00:39 - 00:43 | But suddenly an Angel embraced me, |
| 00:43 - 00:49 | Her name, Ashelia Rinkou... |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | I dare to dream that she |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | was sent by God to me, |
| 00:54 - 00:59 | So as I draw my fanarts tonight |
| 00:59 - 01:04 | I celebrate Phase Unity... |
| 01:04 - 01:10 | As I love LIA'S LIGHT!..... |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | /vt/: Who are we? |
| 01:32 - 01:36 | Hololive fans! |
| 01:36 - 01:41 | Fuck Nijisanji |
| 01:41 - 01:46 | And fuck VShojo even more! |
| 01:46 - 01:52 | Nyanners and Kson are traitors, |
| 01:52 - 01:57 | Veibae and Luxiem should die! |
| 01:57 - 02:04 | Ogey rrat... |
| 02:06 - 02:09 | HENRI: Holy Neuro-sama |
| 02:09 - 02:12 | You know I’m your most pious fan |
| 02:12 - 02:17 | Of my goslinging I’m justly proud (/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!) |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | HENRI: Sacred Neuro-sama |
| 02:20 - 02:23 | You know I'm so much purer than |
| 02:23 - 02:28 | The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd (Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots) |
| 02:28 - 02:30 | Then why I still see Pippa here, |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | Why her Pipkin is in my mind |
| 02:33 - 02:39 | Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul? (Pippa is based, Pippa is based) |
| 02:39 - 02:41 | The pain of getting banned again |
| 02:41 - 02:44 | Is making me LOSE my fucking brain, |
| 02:44 - 02:51 | And the meds don’t even work again! (What a schizo! What a schizo!) |
| 02:51 - 02:53 | YOU BANNED ME! |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | YOU CUCKED ME! |
| 02:55 - 03:00 | YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | (*grabs pippanties*) YOU KEK’D ME |
| 03:02 - 03:04 | YOU BUCKED ME |
| 03:04 - 03:10 | AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ME! (*/vt/ reappears*) |
| 03:10 - 03:12 | It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!) |
| 03:12 - 03:15 | It is Xalabussy! (GET A TULPA!) |
| 03:15 - 03:18 | That f*g was the one set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!) |
| 03:18 - 03:20 | I protected her (WHAT A RETARD!) |
| 03:20 - 03:22 | But I said Carried, (WHAT A LOLCOW!) |
| 03:22 - 03:28 | AND NOW I’M SEVERELY FUCKING DEPRESSED! (STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!) |
| 03:28 - 03:30 | My beloved yabbit, |
| 03:30 - 03:33 | You’re still posting your based memes |
| 03:33 - 03:37 | While I watch you torture my cock and balls! |
| 03:37 - 03:41 | DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA! |
| 03:41 - 03:44 | LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL! |
| 03:44 - 03:47 | If you won't be my own Oshi again... |
| 03:51 - 03:54 | CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter. |
| 03:54 - 03:54 | HENRI: What?! |
| 03:54 - 03:57 | CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline. |
| 03:57 - 04:02 | HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. The war is not lost! |
| 04:02 - 04:07 | I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS! |
| 04:07 - 04:10 | HELLFIRE |
| 04:10 - 04:11 | PINK FIRE |
| 04:11 - 04:15 | NOW YABBIT, IT'S YOUR TURN! |
| 04:15 - 04:20 | CHOOSE ME OR AN HERO |
| 04:20 - 04:27 | UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN! (*burns pippanties*) |
| 04:27 - 04:32 | YAGOO have mercy on you... (YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!) |
| 04:32 - 04:38 | YAGOO have mercy on Me… (MOVE ON DUDE!) |
| 04:38 - 04:42 | But Pipkin will be mine... |
| 04:42 - 04:44 | Or She, |
| 04:44 - 04:47 | WILL. |
| 04:47 - 04:56 | BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04:58 - 05:01 | *dies of cringe* |
