| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Commissioner Kliakov. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Big Ten voted to accept |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | both USC and UCLA. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The schools will benefit from dramatically more TV revenue |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and will almost certainly accept. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No-one leaves the conference of champions |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll stay once our TV deal comes in. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The...uh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The per-school B1G projections are |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | $80-100M per year per team. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever supported Utah and Colorado's invitation, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is all Larry Scott's fault. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Colorado wouldn't "enhance" the MWC |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Utah fans crap in their own stadium! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Our football teams are unwatchable. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ten years ago you all thought |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we were too good for BYU. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We went freaking 0-5 against BYU last year! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're in the Big 12 now making more than we do!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | With all due respect, BYU is not a research school. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How much research happens in the SEC, you dolt??? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Our fans would not accept a religious school. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Our stadiums are empty now you moron. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'd even take SMU at this point. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Cal's athletic program is in shambles so we take their advice? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | One CFP appearance? The AAC has that! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We're the laughing stock of college football. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We bastardized the Rose Bowl for this crap! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Utah is our Champion two years running??? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A losing record against the MWC? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now we have to negotiate a TV deal without the LA market? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The Big 12 will poach our teams next. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They can have Colorado...but Oregon? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Arizonas and Washington? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All targets... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is nothing sacred anymore in college football??? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We also have a $50M hole in our budget! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our Lawyers apparently don't know how to read. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's probably a curse for Stanford's halftime shows. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nobody wants to trip to Corvalis or Pullman. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay...San Diego will be lovely. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Things aren't so bad. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Women's Basketball has untapped potential. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm told. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Olympic Sports too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll snag a team or two from the MWC or some other G5 trailer trash. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least nobody will be notice a difference on the field |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Man I hate the Big 12. |
