Hitler Reacts to the Bell V-280 winning FLRAA.

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A secret meeting of Sikorsky and Boeing leaders of the SB>1 Defiant team.

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Cierva's Witness2 years ago
This is absolute gold
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Kindred Soul6 months ago
Absolutely outstanding presentation! Those who had the misfortune to work at Sikorsky know something along these lines likely happened.
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00:00 - 00:03The Bell V-280 flew years before Defiant
00:04 - 00:05and hits all agility
00:05 - 00:07and speed requirements.
00:08 - 00:12Many Army pilots have experienced Valor’s performance
00:12 - 00:15during years of extensive flight testing.
00:17 - 00:19The US Army is ours.
00:19 - 00:21Defiant-X will be victorious.
00:24 - 00:26My Füher…
00:27 - 00:28The Army
00:31 - 00:33The Army selected V-280 for FLRAA.
00:34 - 00:36We have been defeated.
00:53 - 00:58The following stay in the room: Defiant-X PM, CE, and partner Presidents.
01:13 - 01:15They chose a fucking tiltrotor?
01:15 - 01:17We are Army aviation and you lost it!
01:18 - 01:23You engineers told me that X-2 Technology works!
01:25 - 01:28That the problems of the XH-59A were solved.
01:29 - 01:31You engineers have lied to me.
01:31 - 01:34Admit it. Defiant is a piece of shit.
01:34 - 01:37The industry laughs at Defiant’s speed and size!
01:37 - 01:40The propeller, the transmission, the blades
01:40 - 01:42We designed the best FLRAA X-2.
01:42 - 01:46Why the fuck did it take so long to produce blades?
01:46 - 01:48We used advanced robotic technology…
01:48 - 01:52And what the fuck are those outrageous rotor loads!?
01:53 - 01:54Did you read books?!
01:56 - 01:57Your gearboxes barely work,
01:57 - 02:00your main rotor head is weak and heavy,
02:00 - 02:03and the clutch is nothing but trouble.
02:04 - 02:08All your drag and performance analysis was wrong!
02:08 - 02:13Even with wind tunnel testing and analysis, our cruise speed is shit.
02:14 - 02:16We have an aircraft that can’t even hit Vh.
02:17 - 02:21Bell even showed good agility at the X. That was our claim!
02:27 - 02:29The Army now has tiltrotors.
02:30 - 02:34We used to be leaders and now we can’t meet their needs.
02:34 - 02:36X-2 Technology wasn’t mature!
02:41 - 02:42This is a disaster.
02:43 - 02:47Other militaries will order tiltrotors and the performance floor
02:48 - 02:53will be forever raised for tactical aviation.
02:54 - 02:56The tiltrotor is the right solution.
02:56 - 02:59A winged aircraft with speed and range we can’t match.
03:00 - 03:02And what do we have? Too many blades!
03:04 - 03:07Don’t worry, we can still upgrade H-60’s.
03:14 - 03:16A fucking wing.
03:19 - 03:23A rigid rotor of this diameter simply isn’t practical.
03:25 - 03:26Perhaps FARA works.
03:31 - 03:33We need to develop a new approach.
03:40 - 03:46Something winged but not used in service by any military today.
03:46 - 03:49Something never been shown practical.
03:53 - 03:56Perhaps a tilt wing.