| 00:00 - 00:03 | We found two suitable campsites. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | One has a kitchen, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the other, impact craters. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With the second overrun by the Russian army, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the one with the kitchen is the wiser choice. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have Steiner |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | provision the cabin with a kitchen with fresh vegetables. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner bought canned vegetables. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He couldn't find fresh. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who regularly eats canned peas get the hell out of my office. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Canned fucking vegetables? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Eating the ass out of a yack would taste better. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you expect Eva to carry all that extra weight on a day hike? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew you idiots would screw this up. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's Operation Barbarossa all over again. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have you ever seen what a can does to green beans? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They're the consistency of snot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the color of dirt for fuck sake. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, some of us like canned green beans. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's because you have the tastebuds of a Marxist, you asshole. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, what about canned corn? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How in the hell am I supposed to BBQ canned corn? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There's no cob. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The French may be pussies |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who needed America to save their asses |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but even they know canned vegetables are garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No wonder the Russians are handing us our asses |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | when my own generals are pushing me to eat cans of disgusting shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would even feed to a goddamn billygoat. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm so piss off right now could rip the mustache off of Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I think I pooped a little. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That you like canned vegetables breaks my heart. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Have you no self respect? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | God that stinks. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But not nearly as bad as a can of lima beans in a combat zone. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And don't get me started on the horror of garbanzo beans. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Although I guess fresh ones are pretty bad too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But that's not the fucking point. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Canned food is the consistency of sewage. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm childless and have ten cats. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Have you ever grilled cauliflower? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Caramelization really brings out the flavor. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nothing like it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You can't find that in a can. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wanted to share stories of vegetables over an open fire with all of you. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But your love of the can has ruined everything. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I'll just order a pizza. |
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