| 00:00 - 00:03 | You want us to get better sabots, fuhrer? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | That is not easy. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We squandered our |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | resources trying to copy the Czech's superior Strudel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And convincing the world you are German |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is no problem. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will go to Snipers Hide and steal it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Snipers Hide. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Snipers hide is not that stupid. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They recognize foreign technology thieves |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except my plastics and spinny thing teams who can't do anything right |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | All we had to do was figure |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the little plastic spinny thing worked. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But apparently Snipers Hide Member won't tell secrets to Austrians. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And so we are stuck with Trolli bear recipes and melting down Sound of Music Records |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Poor Maria, Getting Melted like that |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To try and figure out Sabots. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That Fudds have been using since the 1970's to turn .30-06's into varminters! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And we get thwarted because of ITAR and Mods? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Fuhrer, the Mods Recognize Austria is too Third Rate for Sabots |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are not Third Rate. The Mods must think we are Australian. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, they know the difference. Austria doesn't even have a Navy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then we must use some other method. Like sneaking back under a new name. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And saying bad things about Lowlight. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That will get them to give me what I want. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And all I want is the technical specifications for Sabots. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And the Sudetenland. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That last part is a secret. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am entitled to whatever I want on Snipers Hide. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I will insult MarinePMI until I get it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Can't people understand that's how The Bear Pit Works? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was classified technical specifications. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | For Naval defense systems. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When Austria doesn't have a Navy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It is a perfectly normal thing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To ask on an open forum that Glowies are watching, dammit! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Especially when I am from Podersdorf. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Which is next to a lake... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | So I could have a Navy if I wanted one... .but Nooooo... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The damn Americans on Snipers Hide are not cooperating. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I want to hear more about the sniper with the thorn in his hand. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now I am going to be the butt of jokes |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | On some "Legendary Thread" thing that I don't understand. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And banned again. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll have to go back to making Linzertortes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And breeding RINO bodybuilders who knock up their ugly-assed maids. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And people will still think we are Australian |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Like Barney. |
