Presentation of new dance captain to the Fuhrer
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• 3/23/2026Presentation of new dance captain to the Fuhrer at Stomper HQ.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we would like to |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | discuss the possible options |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for dance chairs going forward |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We think the best course |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of action is to "mix" things up this year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I gave you my options |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | did you not choose any of those? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Dancealot |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We went in a different... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Went went in a different direction sir.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We were thinking "The Longboard" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except the exec board leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the ever-loving fuck were you thinking! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You God damned imbeciles! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I gave you clear direction on the options |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and you come to me with this BULLSHIT! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Fucking LongBoard! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The only stomper to have a dance off with |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | high school dance teams, by himself! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The Stomper with ADHD that loves to have...FUN! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir all of the membership loves him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Love HIM?!!! That's only the OG assholes! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Dancelot, its really everyone. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck off!! He's disorganized and Chaotic!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He too much of the Old Guard! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Always asking for copy |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and paste responses for text messages, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | routinely doesn't know the dances. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A complete distraction to our mission! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why do you all continually do things like this to me? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You want to go back to the times of |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the unorganized shitty production of the "PeepShow!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't do this anymore. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I gave you the best years of my life , |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and this is how you reward me?! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The fucking Longboard, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | will be the downfall of every dance we perform from here on out! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have ostensibly become what we have feared we would become.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | a bunch of assholes who |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | couldn't dance the "Macarena"correctly if the |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | fuckin music video was right in front of us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's fine Boo, he's still the sexiest stomper. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yes he has passion and creativity |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I can't in good conscience accept this recommendation. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I hope you all catch gonorrhea |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and your genitals fall off. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will never in my life understand |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the proclivity of this organiztion |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | to look like a bunch of fucking derelicts... |
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