Doug Ford interview
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A real interview given this week by Dofo. Touches on some pretty important key points of his government.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | In 2018, people of Ontario tell me "Hey Dougie. Leave the Greenbelt alone!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Find a better solution Dougie!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So I tell them: 'You are right!' |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | 'We won't touch the Greenbelt! Urban sprawl is not the answer.' |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I just met with developers that morning |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I told them |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I told them |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | 'Buy all the greenbelt land you can!' |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 'houses are going up!' |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | 'They going up in the greenbelt where ever you buy! I'll make sure of it!' |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | 'Oh! Thanks for the donations by the way!' |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | 'Don't forget to give a contract to my side businesses too!' |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | No one |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | no one will see it coming. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 'We'll be filthy rich folks!' |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | 'All in the name of housing!' |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Tell the voters |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We will make housing cheaper! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | By opening up this Greenbelt land. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | More houses means cheaper houses right? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I tell the developers |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Create your shell companies soon and buy! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But then - COVID hit. Serious stuff. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Thousands die, lockdowns, schools closed. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Billions from Ottawa |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They can't tell us how to spend it! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | We didn't spend it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | at least not on healthcare |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | they couldn't do anything about it. Fuck the peasants! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The nurses |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The teachers |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | were asking for more money |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | So we told them "Sorry folks! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | we don't have any left." So then we... |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | ...we sent money to all parents, effectively bribing them with their own money |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Screwing the peasants! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Screwing them hard! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And they really think we care for them! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | But I had a big task coming up. Re-election! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Lockdowns were gone, masks were gone. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So you lost the re-election? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well, using that Ottawa money I made the 2022 books better. Thank you Justin. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I had the developers from before backing me, peasants were happy |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | that lockdowns and masks were gone. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | So they re-elect me for 4 years! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | You would think they'd have seen my bullshit by now |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | So Greenbelt open for business, next up private healthcare and education! |