| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here seems to be the closest McDonald's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It seems a bit far |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We do have men to get it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But they have all had a long day of work, so |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We think that it is your turn to go |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This journey is hours |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Anyways, it is not my turn |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | You're lazy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I went last time, and you never paid me |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You still owe me 15 dollars |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think that it is my turn, leave now or forever hold your piece |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is not fair to me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This happens whenever McDonald's is mentioned |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everyone seems to think that I have all of the time in the world |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ugh, you people are stupid |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All I wanted was a Happy Meal |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and now you all seem to be against me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is ridiculous, if I go, then no one else gets one |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you lazy, stupid infants |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, they just came out with a new toy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Screw your toy. Screw everyone's toy. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Everyone has been looking forward to it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How come you have not told me about the toy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I collect them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just wanted to relax today |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | sit down with some chicken nuggets with a blanket |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | watch my favourite movie - The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I demand that someone leaves now and get my food |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I didn't think that it would be so hard for you idiots to obey one rule |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it so hard for you to understand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Believe me, if I could do something to get a McDonald's closer, I would |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | with my two bare hands |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am a man and a man needs their chicken nuggets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they strengthen my bones |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | don't cry |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For I am just a man, begging you to please get me my nuggets |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What am I kidding, why should I beg to you people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The group of you are impotent |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To think I almost gave in makes me sick |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am nothing but a selfless bloke |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we'll get our Big Macs |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is a stupid and childish fight |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I won't give in, no McDonald's for me then. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for anyone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | no one will go |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | One of you should tell everyone, this isn't on me, it's on them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Eat the leftovers in the fridge |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to order pizza |
