Zijin find out they can't steal Manono
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A light-hearted look at the moment Zijin discover their bribes and corruption doesnt work anymore in a more democratic DRC under Mr.Tshisekidi with a certain Mr.Alingete from the IGF hunting down criminal behaviour.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Führer Laichang |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have distributed many snacks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | along these lines here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Simon Cong has been working tirelessly on the judges |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | within the Tanganyika province here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we now have |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | all of Manono yes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | pineapples, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | pineapples have been found inside the diabetic judges |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | its said to be a pineappling by the IGF |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who has not been pineappled before leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want that Mine |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | my anus is tighter than a newborn duckling |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | my sexy hole will not be pineappled, what the fuck is Cong doing over there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we have spent over $5 million on snacks for Cominiere |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and that arrogant CAMI twat Mupande |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Mupande shouldnt even be there the dickhead was booted out over a year ago |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we are a $27.5 USD billion dollar company and we cant bribe a few africans |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to get Manono illegally into our grubby cheating tiny hands |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, Mr.Alingete is a bad mother fucker |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We have the whole CCP behind us, how many more bribes |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, Mr.Tshisekedi doesnt care for bribes either |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I met with him in February, I thought we were cool |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I even shaved my anus for that meeting |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IGF has had the cong tribunal has now been moved |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to a province loyal to justice and not bribes |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we have had to publically pull out with MOP in a shameful meeting on video no less |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | our ICC claim is a sham we know we wont win |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | even our communication with that fuckwit amateur shorter boatman |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | has done fuck all for our cause to steal rape and pillage Manono |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we are chinese we dont pay a reasonable or fair price for anything |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | please god my anus cannot handle a pineapple |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We cannot let them release their new BFS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Its a terrifying monster |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | sexy beast |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | they have no doubt orgasmic drilling results yet to come out |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | what if they JV CDL with westerners to drill out like Roche Dure |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They are inching closer to a Mining Licence |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With a bloody MSEZ and excellent financing terms |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | yet I cannot get my dam anus bleached |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its okay, think of the pineapples |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | since when did lying and cheating not work |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its almost like they actually mean they will change the country for good |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I just farted |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | a dodgy vindaloo |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should have just not been slimy fucks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | approached them an paid a fair price |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now we are staring at a pinappling |