| 00:00 - 00:05 | So smiles wakes up, ppl pinging him like crazy, he gets up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "help help we've been waved" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Smiles says: "Do we have intel?" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He needs intel, can't do anything without it, so he assumes it's all been done |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | but not even an SOT sweep, let alone any SOMs |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Nothing |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Nothing! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And they've sent an emerald |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | An emerald! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Missy's at work and soft is photographing his poo -- it's a big one |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Half the kingdom is offline |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The ritual still hasn't been cast |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And now |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Everyone wants targets! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | No one is in war builds |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We have no rebuild gold |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And so |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He posts some orders |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And presses the button. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We're all just so happy to get a war finally |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | We were all so bored |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | We'd fight anyone, honestly |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | seriously though, war now |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | we organize and slay the dragon |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | do some ETs |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | set up an "OPs plan" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Why? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | There are no TMs online |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Karn is having brunch with his wife, he's gone |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | you know? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | you know? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | "brunch" |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "brunch" is exactly what |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Smiles wishes he was having right now |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | but instead he's doing WPA calcs with his hand on his penis |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | alone in the dark? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yes, exactly |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and still no SOMs |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | losing his mind |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Eventually they get done of course |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | and did the war go well? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | of course, that goes without saying, but before it ended |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Redbird managed to get chained again |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | God he sucks at utopia |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He really does |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and you know what else? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | He sent out another one of his "birdmails" to everyone |
