| 00:00 - 00:05 | so i woke up today, did all my work |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | thought i would log onto RS and make some gains |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | servers was playing up, and my friend said |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | dont log off, you wont be able to get back in |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | i said no way |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | a multi million company |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | with server issues |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | 1 hour they said |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 1 |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | i told him id check reddit and discord comboined |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | now everyone cant log in |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | some moaning about queue timers |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | but this one guy, his account |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | reset to level 3 |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | level 3 |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | can you believe it |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | then when he tried to log in |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | it said contact support |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | contact support |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | 15 years of hard work |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | contact support they said |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | server issues they said |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and the mod that was replying said |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "Some heroes wear dressing gowns and cry |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | into McDonalds while typing Discord |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | messages" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | eating mcdonalds |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | while replying |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | forget your 15 years account its gone |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | level 3 |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | stay calm they said |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | it was an unplugged wire |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | someone tripped over a wire |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | but dont worry |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | we will give you yak track passes for compensation |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | maybe |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | maybe get your account back |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | but you can cry in your new outfits |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | free cosmetics |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | ic ant deal with this |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | is your account gone |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | maybe i went to the website |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | to check highscores |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and guess what |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | its offline too |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | dont log off he said |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | but ill be back tomorrow i hate this game |
