| 00:00 - 00:05 | They came in and said "hey everybody, we're going multi-platform"! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Let's get to work and make the best experience |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | for the customer that we can, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | satisfy our wonderful fanbase, leave them wanting more"! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We have no idea what we are doing... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | No clue |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | No clue |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We can't even get one platform right! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | No clue |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They hired a whole lot of us "video game engineers", |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | didn't even bother to check our references, |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | only 3 of us actually went to college! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Community college! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | In Tijuana! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Donkey shows every night! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Every single night! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | No clue! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Oh there's something else.... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | we don't know baseball! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Not a single one of us played past little league! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I drank slurpies |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and swatted flies in RF! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But hey, remember The Show 18? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | That innovative entry, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | completely revolutionizing ball physics? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Complete shit show. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And they bought it!! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Can you believe that?!? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Set pre-order records, sales records, tons of money... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | No clue! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And then 19 |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and 20 |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Tons of problems |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | that we did nothing about! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They just kept spending money and spending money! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Was it the prestige? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yep and the morons fell for it! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | 3 attribute points! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Makes no difference in the card! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | God our fanbase is a bunch of dumbasses. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So about multi-platform? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We'll release it and fix it afterward, like we always do. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Gotta get it out the door |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | What a pain in the ass |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But Adam will still spend a shit load! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And Chuck will get 14's and 15's to the SS! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Then we'll patch it and hide, seems to work! |
