| 00:00 - 00:03 | We'll leave the Royal Oak at 08:30hrs for the ride out. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I suggest we use the 2nd man |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | drop off method so nobody gets left behind? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This is our starting point. The aim is to |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | arrive here by 10:00hrs for breakfast. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hier Steve Lovatt, you point at that map as though you have half a fu#kin clue what your talking about? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Forgive me if I'm not convinced!! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I promise to use my satnav this time! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I will ensure that he turns it on |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | & mounts it the correct way up Fuhrer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right... Every one of you imbeciles that doesn't know how to read a map? Leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the fu#k are you three walfwits still stood there? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Herman my pet Goldfish has a better sense |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | of direction than all three of you put together & Herman is blind in one eye! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not only is he a better navigator, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He can ride his BMW bike better aswell! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I think you b@stards leave me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | behind on rideouts deliberately |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Just because I ride a BMW GS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it's not the bike it's the Twat suit..... It's embarrassing! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How many more times? It's not a FU#KIN TWAT SUIT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ok, but couldn't you at least by a Triumph Jacket? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you think I'm made of money? Do you have any idea what BMW ownership costs? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A major service for my superior bike costs more than your pathetic Triumph cost to buy new! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't get paid to ride it around like those pricks Mcgregor & Boorman you know!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Whilst I'm getting this off my chest. What's with the constant pisstaking about me being vertically challenged? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Tigcraft is shorter than me! Can't you at least share the pisstaking around a bit more evenly FFS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Infact the next Triumph forum member that calls me a short arse? Will be facing a firing squad. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Maybe we could use one of your wonderful loud pipes that I can't have on my bike to deliver the fatal shot!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do I make myself clear Hier Wayne Taylor? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | As for you Hier Dozers Dad. You take being a sarcastic twat to a whole new level!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm surprised you've not come up with a way to ridicule my BMW via Youtube?!? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hier DreadySteve, I'm not as angry with you. You didn't fu#k off & leave me on this years meet up rideout. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Plus you don't get on my case anywhere near as much as this pair of prize bellends! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Your dreadlocks are gonna have to be dyed blond & can I suggest some blue contact lenses? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You could also possibly sell that flying banana you call a motorcycle & buying a BMW! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What is so FU#KING SPECIAL about Triumphs anyway? I just don't get it?!? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm sick & tired of reminding you all that the BMW GS1200. Has been the best selling bike over 1000cc for the last 5yrs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Nobody ever listens though? All I hear on that poxy forum is... "Triumph this & Triumph that!" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It makes me sick just thinking about your blind lust for such inferior motorcycles. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I joined the forum thinking there'd be hunky men too. They can't all be pensioners? Surely there's a few who have their own teeth?! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | From now on, nobody is to call me littleade. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or that BMW riding dwarf! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | From now on |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you only speak when spoken to |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | & you address me as Mien Fuhrer! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | BMW's "ARE" better than Triumphs!! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So there!!!! :( |
