Hitler reacts when he learns I went to Sweden
193 views • 10/26/2020
The fuhrer erupts when he finds out Michael refused to mask up and went to Sweden instead.
| 00:00 - 00:02 | We reduced his classes from 2 to 1. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Our doctors met and said he must wear a mask. |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | We laid down the law and ordered him to mask up at all times. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | He was told that if he did not like that he could resign. |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | He will no longer endanger public health at any of our campuses. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Okay, so he's learned his lesson now. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | He will OBEY and wear a mask day and night, right? |
| 00:23 - 00:29 | My fuhrer... provost... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Provost... he's left the country. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's in Sweden, where nobody wears a mask. |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | He is teaching online and hasn't worn a mask in weeks. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone except the Dean, the head of HR and the department head leave the room. |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? |
| 01:14 - 01:17 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE LEFT THE COUNTRY? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All our doctors and our entire administration and he left anyway? What kinds of buffoons are you? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just getting up and leaving, just like that? |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | This fucking asshole has been a problem from day one! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We should have never hired him, he's trouble! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you gave him a *choice* to resign? Are you out of your minds? |
| 01:37 - 01:39 | What kinds of idiots are you? |
| 01:39 - 01:41 | My fuhrer, he was under contract! |
| 01:41 - 01:45 | FUCK his contract! Which idiot gave it to him in the first place? |
| 01:45 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, he has a top five PhD. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCK him and FUCK his PhD! He's an anti-masker who defied our authority! You fucking moron! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | And now he's in SWEDEN? Never wearing a mask??? |
| 01:54 - 01:57 | Fucking Sweden, we should have never let them stay neutral during the war! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then they didn't join the euro! What cheek! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now they won't lock down or wear masks? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the fuck do they think they are, anyway? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We tried to chip the Swedes, we rolled out Greta from our labs, and yet they're still at it! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now this cunt got away from us yet again! |
| 02:16 - 02:22 | He escaped lockdown the first time and went to America even though a pandemic was declared by Tedros! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is unacceptable. |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | I'm the warden here. He can't keep escaping us like this. |
| 02:33 - 02:36 | How does he always know? This is a conspiracy, that's what this is. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He won't wear a mask... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He refuses to resign or to stay under lockdown... |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | And now he's in Sweden living a normal life! |
| 02:52 - 02:56 | First he didn't accept our fake position or sign our fake contract... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then you morons went and gave him a new contract! |
| 02:59 - 03:03 | Even after we told him that he spoke poorly to the man in the Xerox room! |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | It's OK. It's really cold in Sweden, he'll hate it. |
| 03:13 - 03:16 | It was obvious this guy was trouble. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He stayed in Greece despite our best efforts at encouraging the brain drain. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No Greek does that. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He went to all those conferences too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All that effort, all those threats we made from HR, the second wave, and we can't get rid of him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And now he's in fucking Sweden with no mask. |
| 03:52 - 03:56 | Get Project Dark Winter started. |
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