| 00:00 - 00:03 | The plan is for the boys to head to the Tich |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It should be night full of booze |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is the location |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is a cheap pub with average food but good sarky banter |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the odd fit bird here and there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just what the doctor ordered |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My father |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Charlie |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Charlie is going to the woodman instead |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is going with his other friends |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever is going to the woodman and not the tich, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is he taking the fucking piss! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He does this every week! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That bald ginger prick thinks he is a fucking local |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They only like him because he spends money |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I cannot believe this |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bet you jordan is going and hasn't said |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then they go back to Charlie's house and sleep together |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And get McDonalds in the morning without me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we can still go to the Tich and have a good night |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the Tich, that twat isn't coming! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Then shall we go to the woodman? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not going to the fucking woodman and sitting outside |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's freezing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What a cock |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Everytime We have been to the woodman he fucks off with his mates |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And ignores us |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He chain smokes fags like an addict |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he will give us some half-true excuse |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | on why he can't come to the Tich |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Like he agreed two weeks in advance to go to the woodman |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why can't we just have a nice night? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All the boys together drunk |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Chatting absolute shite |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That prick |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With his stupid clothes and that fucking man bag |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's even a member of that posh david loyds gym that's £200 a month |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He doesn't even touch a weight when he's there |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He just sits in the bar and drinks pints like a stuck up nob |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And maybe spends 30 mins in a sauna |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't get upset about charlies tinder message |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we are better off without him |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And going to the Tich with the rest of the lads |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What time? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 8 or 9? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I bet most of charlies matches on tinder are scarred |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I have heard they call him |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Cyber Cock |
