| 00:00 - 00:03 | 911 Crazy is picking up his new Raptor today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He will pick it up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In Chesapeake, Virginia |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's a loaded Leadfoot beast |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 802a package with all the mods |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you sure? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I was not informed this was happening. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ruger |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ruger is an idiot |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've even tried to reason with him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except, Avalanche, GCATX, Old Fart and Pastorug |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you not to let this happen! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I knew you morons would screw this up! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All 911 does is troll and post excessively |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You assured me he was ordering a Prius! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry, he'll give you a ride. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Ruger, what did you do to him? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He thinks the world is coming to an end! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I refuse to wear his stupid damn face masks! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Covid 19 will kill us all |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The doctors have proved this is a hoax |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You are a flipping idiot Adolfo! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's just a hoax to keep Trump from being reelected. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Virus, riots, Russian interfearence. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Dems will do anything |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to keep Trump from winning |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with Sleepy Joe as their candidate. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This was such an easy thing I had you do |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he never ordered a Prius! And now |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he's going to have the coolest Raptor on the Forum. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And next he wants a Shelby Mustang |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Will this nightmare ever end? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now we're going to have to put up with more numbered questions. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And we have to answer them. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am so pissed! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm going to contact Big Blue to deal with this. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And the rest of you will lose your heads over this. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | In the meantime |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will have to look at the new Bronco. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I don't even like that Fugly truck. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Not you honey. 911 will rescue you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But now it's too late for us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Crazy will have the truck that others |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | will be judged by. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need a drink, Mr. Bond |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wish I was getting that case of bourbon Crazy is getting |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I bet it will be epic. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the Banhammer. |
