Kein Natty Knacken!!!!!!
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The true story of the events surrounding the ban of Natty cracking.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hello herr Stratkolf |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I am a person that hates fun |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I live right about here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I don't like all the fun on our raids. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Namely the Natty cracking. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ah yes, Natty cracking, yes. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I think they call themselves "Nattybros" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're ruining the raid |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for at least 2 or 3 of us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Namien, Tarene, Zerotul and Jazmo leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Psyde and those God damned Nattybros! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This has gone on long enough! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those fun haters are right! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We need to eliminate all fun |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | from our raids |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then Discord will be so quiet |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that people will wonder if it's broken! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the Nattybros are a powerful faction... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T CARE!! I AM THE LEADER!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, you're right. You can stop them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're God damned right I can. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I hate fun! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We'll give them server mutes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Whenever they crack a natty. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That should shut them up! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am so sick of listening |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to those stupid drunkards |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | cracking their GOD DAMNED NATTYS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I must eliminate all jocularity from the game we play! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look, I know it's a game. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know people are trying to have fun. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They want to relax with their bros |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | after a long day at work. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but at least 2 or 3 people don't like the WAY they have fun!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They've really got my balls in a vice grip. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There was a time when I liked fun |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Back when Zerotul was the leader |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I actually thought the Natty cracking was funny! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he'll stop the Nattybros from ruining your night. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have a brilliant idea |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Psyde is always bitching about people breaking mezzes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe we can broker a deal. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Every time a mez gets broken.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Psyde can crack a Natty. I'll even go so far |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | as to say he gets to keep rollover Nattys. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Who do you think I am? Hitler? |
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