| 00:00 - 00:03 | The polls are showing Clinton with a 12 point lead over Trump. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Looking at the battleground states... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pennsylvania is no longer in play. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | North Carolina looks like it has fallen to Clinton. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the Real Clear Politics average shows Clinton is taking Florida. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lousy polls. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone knows that Hillary is corrupt. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Russians. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Russians have failed miserably at exposing her misdeeds. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The press is barely covering the emails. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, except Conway, Bannon, Bossie and Glassner. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That idiot, Trump! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What in the hell was he thinking? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Megyn Kelly is hot! You don't talk about hot chicks having their periods on TV! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And dogging McCain like that... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | McCain could whip his ass with those mangled arms! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Trump is such an idiot, he can't even spell, "S-S!" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That hag is bilking America of hundreds of millions of dollars. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Trump's going down for saying he grabs pussy! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But grabbing pussy is very inappropriate, my Fuehrer. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up, you queer! The man was surrounded by hot chicks. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He owns the Miss USA beauty pageant, for Christ's sake! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's surrounded by babes in their panties and high heels! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You'd have to be limp not to make a pass at that! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Except for that "Miss Piggy" girl... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I agree with Trump. She ate too much. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | She's living proof that some people shouldn't eat at buffets... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ... especially ones with cheese enchiladas and refried beans. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Has she never even heard of "Diet" Coke? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She used to be so incredibly hot! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now, even Hillary wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All this talk about sex... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Meanwhile, new Wikileaks keep coming in daily. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You'd think the idiot voters would care about more than sex. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Pay-to-play... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Moroccans. Arabs. You name it... Everything is for sale by the Clintons! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who in the hell believes a measly speech goes for 12 million dollars? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I picked the wrong candidate. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I could have bought her for $10 million. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Maybe less if I let Trump negotiate the deal. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Hillary would never go lower than $10 million. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It doesn't matter anyway. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Americans are the only people on earth dumb enough... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... to think you can "grab" pussy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's nothing to grab. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am going to have to get Bill on the phone. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's time to concede the election. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I can buy an Ambassadorship. |
