| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we called every gen 3 vert owner in the area |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 15 of us are going to meet |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At the Starbucks right here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Once everyone shows up we'll all leave as a convoy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll cruise to cars and coffee and arrive shortly after it starts |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, the scene we'll make |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | should skyrocket values like the gen 2 and gen 5 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Paul Leopold Sek... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's runied any chance of the gen 3 being cool. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The car will remain undesired |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't own a gen 3, leave at once |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why did you let him in the group!?!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He is the douchiest owner ever! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I mean, he flexes a red gen 3 in front of 1 of 1 gen 5 owners! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He lives in the hottest city in the USA |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and he drives an 18 year old vert! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | he has made it impossible to crush pussy in a gen 3! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It would be cooler to wear shirts that say: |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "please kick me in my vagina" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer its still cooler than a c4 vette |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Every thing is cooler than a c4! You have to be kidding! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, I'm just trying to look on the bright side. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is your fault and you disgust me... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | cancel the cruise! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can see all the memes now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we're going to be the butt of jokes for days. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Boomers will get offended and butt hurt. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | VOA will tantrum and leave our group. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Gen 3 owners will never live this down no matter how much we mod. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | None of us will crush pussy again! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We might as well sell our cars, get shitty Subarus, and blow vape clouds! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't afford a gen 5. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Owning one is mein dream! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'd crush pussy without even trying |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My engine blew for no reason |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I rebuilt it hoping the gen 3 would become a pussy crusher. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should have saved the money and used it on whores |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I mean the car says "Viper" on it! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How in the world is it not cool to own! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It makes zero sense! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok. I let Paul crush my pussy too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The bank still owns my car |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's 18 years old and I still have a payment. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm selling it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't justify another refi on that turd. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will never show my face at a cars and coffee again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Guys in mustangs would laugh at me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This sucks. |
