WHO THE HELL KILLED GOLF

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As the Fuhrer learns golf courses are closed, he blows a gasket.

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00:00 - 00:03We have some breaking news just in.
00:04 - 00:05Courses around the area have been closed.
00:05 - 00:07The government has shut us out again.
00:08 - 00:12Springfield, Cutten Fields and even fukin' Vic East are done.
00:12 - 00:15The whole bloody area has been affected.
00:17 - 00:19Who is behind this fiasco for fucks sake ?
00:19 - 00:21I need to find out so they can be SHOT !
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Steiner
00:31 - 00:33Steiner...........he says it's the COVID.
00:34 - 00:36And it's bad and affecting golf.
00:53 - 00:58Would any lefties, cheaters and transgender golfers leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS !!!!
01:15 - 01:17WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE HERE ?????
01:18 - 01:23I'VE GIVEN MY LIFE TO PROMOTE THIS STUPID GAME.
01:25 - 01:28I'VE EVEN ALLOWED WOMEN TO PLAY ON TUESDAYS !!!!
01:29 - 01:31AND NOW NONE OF US CAN PLAY!!!!!!
01:31 - 01:34NO GIMMEES, NO TIP UPS, NO MULLIGANS.
01:34 - 01:37I CAN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKIN' BEER AT THE CLUB.
01:37 - 01:40AND YOU ASSHOLES HAVE LET THIS HAPPENED.
01:40 - 01:42But ya Fuhrer, it's out of our control..
01:42 - 01:46YOUR CONTOL IS BULLSHIT!! I'M IN CHARGE HERE !!!!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, we're working with Premier Ford .
01:48 - 01:52PREMIER FORD WAS APPOINTED BY ME IN THE FIRST PLACE..
01:53 - 01:54I'LL GET KATHLEEN WYNNE !!!!!!
01:56 - 01:57THESE GOLF COURSES...........
01:57 - 02:00HAVE TO BE REOPENED IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!
02:00 - 02:03I JUST BOUGHT 6 DOZEN FUCKIN' PRO V 1'S.
02:04 - 02:08AND NEW IRONS, A FUCKIN' DRIVER AND NEW TEES!!!!
02:08 - 02:13I PAID MY DUES, SHINED MY BALLS AND WAS READY .........
02:14 - 02:16..TO TACKLE THAT FUCKIN' 13TH HOLE AT SPRINGFIELD !!!!
02:17 - 02:21NOW THIS FORD GUY IS RUINING MY FUCKIN' GOLF SEASON FOR GOOD !!!!!
02:27 - 02:29My handicap was falling.
02:30 - 02:34I've been working on a fabulous new swing I read about..
02:34 - 02:36Finally I kept my fuckin' head down.
02:41 - 02:42I can't believe it.
02:43 - 02:47THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF, AND THINGS WILL CHANGE TODAY FOR SURE !!!!!
02:48 - 02:53GET YOUR FUCKIN' CLUBS OUT AND WE'LL GO PLAY ANYWAY !!!!
02:54 - 02:56I don't give a shit about what they say,
02:56 - 02:59WE'LL SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY AND START ON 13 !!!!
03:00 - 03:02IF I GET ANOTHER FUCKIN' 10 ON THAT HOLE.......
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Judy, we'll still play on Tuesdays.
03:14 - 03:16I'm putting my golf shoes on.
03:19 - 03:23I had big plans to break 90 this year.
03:25 - 03:26Without cheating.
03:31 - 03:33That Thursday group.........
03:40 - 03:46They better not be out there today, or I'll report them to the fuckin' Gestapo.
03:46 - 03:49They're slower than fuckin' molasses.
03:53 - 03:56Give me a bogey on 13.