| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...st album in 13 years. The music was primarily recorded here, |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | at Henson Recording in Los Angeles |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the band's loft in Hollywood. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was recorded and mixed by "Evil" Joe Barresi, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | who traveled here, to Arizona, to record Maynard's vocals. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This "Evil" Joe, he must be rewarded. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is clearly TOOL's best recording. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...people... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Some people, don't seem to like the album. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Most critics like it, some TOOL fans, not so much. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who do not think this is TOOL's greatest recorded achievement, leave this room at once. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THOSE motherfuckers! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They probably think the new Slipknot is good! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can you even THINK about those two bands with the same BRAIN!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do people want? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Instant gratification? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Does every song need to be Parabola? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't these idiots understand the slow build |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | is what makes TOOL fucking TOOL? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuher the songs are too long, too slow. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK that! That's just stupid. It's TOOL playing music. Just listen! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher, people are impatient. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What? Impatient? Then go fucking listen to Greta Van Fleet or some shit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jesus christ. Fuck these people! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | OH, "it took 13 years..." |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | OH, "Maynard and his WINE getting in the way..." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just shut the fuck up and be patient! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These TOOL fans can be so fucking annoying! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I mean just put on some headphones and crank up Fear Inoculum... Right at 2:41... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just listen to that TONE. Is Adam some sort of wizard? |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | The brutal way that song ends; everyone banging in unison on the same note. CLASSIC TOOL! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then there's Pneuma. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That fucking riff. That fucking COLOSSAL riff! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's fucking unbelievable. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Descending. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Descending is the best TOOL song ever. Nothing you can say will change my mind. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The second half of that song might be the best musical recording of all time. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the payoff at 11:31? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What the FUCK? That shit is fucking INSANE. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And don't even get me started on the lyrics! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | That piece of shit has no idea what that song is about. He'll die soon anyway. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let's not forget about Invincible. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That breakdown is simply devastating. It's about as heavy as heavy gets. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And CC Trip. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Danny is almost as good as I am at playing drums. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Their last four albums are masterpieces, but this one outshines them all. No one can do what they do. It's not even close. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Listen to the wickedness of 7empest at 1:18. Adam is god. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sound the dread alarm. |
