| 00:00 - 00:05 | So - we're an agency, and not that small, we're growing right? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bosh bosh bosh - fantastic growth |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But nothing lasts forever - it can get tricky |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Clients come, clients go, that's the way of it. That's agency life. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So we thought, let's just fire our biggest client |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | PEI...! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Dickheads |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | A hundred grand a month! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Mental! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And the best thing? The only person who really wanted them to go was Tim, he had a massive chip about them, really hated them |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | So there was really one thing to do.... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Our only real option.... we fired him as well! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He had to go |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Gareth had to go too, fuck him! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Completely fucking pointless decisions |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | But let's pay them for 2 months |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Free salary |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | To do no billable work |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | While everyone else carries the can |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And of course it we told the MD to manage the account |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And of course it's not easy |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | It's not like ordering fucking groceries |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | It'll be fine. But, seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They can go and shove their project and their money |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | right up their arse. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | We'll be 'fine' |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Who needs money |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | We'll pay the staff in Bitcoin |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Shame we turned off the mining rig, another income stream |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | or maybe |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | maybe we... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ...maybe we |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | could sell some shares, to the guys |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | that have put up with us the longest |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | What a windfall that would be, eh?! Money can grow on trees, dickwads |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | A pyramid scheme? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Like a Pyramid, but worse! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We have no idea what we're doing |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | It's a complete disaster |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Dave's started building websites in his bedroom again |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What about the next few months? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Business as usual - we'll flap about, milk the clients for all they've got |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Burn some relationships and hope for the best |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Still, it passes the time. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Do you need a website? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | No seriously, we're really good |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | ... |
