| 00:00 - 00:03 | We wanted to know the marks we got for expression. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We also thought our |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | use of colours was quite good. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We worked really hard on this group presentation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we're proud of our map. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The map colours were ok |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but that was the only good thing. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | There were fewer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | people |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | people who helped with the PowerPoint. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It wasn't our fault. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You stand there yodelling this crap. Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a fail! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A complete and utter fail! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A shitty performance by the whole lot of you. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You were all supposed to work together. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not leave the work to the leaders. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You didn't even get the background right! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The pictures were a mess and the font was too small. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And what was that animated paperclip thing? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We thought that would give us extra marks. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Extra marks? It was terrible. And you didn't stick to time! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fail? We spent hours on that presentation. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You wasted your time and mine. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And the map's useless. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You couldn't even |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | press a mouse button, let alone |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | make a PowerPoint presentation. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This mess gives me hiccups. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It makes me sick, you useless pile of sparrow droppings. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And you mumbled your way through it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only word I heard clearly was Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never went to an academy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I learned to speak by myself. Alone. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I spoke all over Europe. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Right. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You can do the whole presentation again, from the beginning. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Use a font that's big enough to see |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and contrasts with the background. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Make your animations consistent |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and don't mumble when you're presenting! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. We'll get a microphone. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Youve given me wind. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Your presentation was so bad you've made my stomach hurt. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's your fault. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Zero marks. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And if I ever see a presentation like that again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you'll fail the whole course. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell that to the student counsellor! |
