The group oral presentation

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A group of students get their presentation marks, but their teacher doesn't like their use of PowerPoint.

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00:00 - 00:03We wanted to know the marks we got for expression.
00:04 - 00:05We also thought our
00:05 - 00:07 use of colours was quite good.
00:08 - 00:12We worked really hard on this group presentation
00:12 - 00:15and we're proud of our map.
00:17 - 00:19The map colours were ok
00:19 - 00:21but that was the only good thing.
00:24 - 00:26There were fewer
00:27 - 00:28people
00:31 - 00:33people who helped with the PowerPoint.
00:34 - 00:36It wasn't our fault.
00:53 - 00:58You stand there yodelling this crap. Get out.
01:13 - 01:15That was a fail!
01:15 - 01:17A complete and utter fail!
01:18 - 01:23A shitty performance by the whole lot of you.
01:25 - 01:28You were all supposed to work together.
01:29 - 01:31Not leave the work to the leaders.
01:31 - 01:34You didn't even get the background right!
01:34 - 01:37The pictures were a mess and the font was too small.
01:37 - 01:40And what was that animated paperclip thing?
01:40 - 01:42We thought that would give us extra marks.
01:42 - 01:46Extra marks? It was terrible. And you didn't stick to time!
01:46 - 01:48Fail? We spent hours on that presentation.
01:48 - 01:52You wasted your time and mine.
01:53 - 01:54And the map's useless.
01:56 - 01:57You couldn't even
01:57 - 02:00press a mouse button, let alone
02:00 - 02:03make a PowerPoint presentation.
02:04 - 02:08This mess gives me hiccups.
02:08 - 02:13It makes me sick, you useless pile of sparrow droppings.
02:14 - 02:16And you mumbled your way through it.
02:17 - 02:21The only word I heard clearly was ‘Stalin’.
02:27 - 02:29I never went to an academy.
02:30 - 02:34I learned to speak by myself. Alone.
02:34 - 02:36I spoke all over Europe.
02:41 - 02:42Right.
02:43 - 02:47You can do the whole presentation again, from the beginning.
02:48 - 02:53Use a font that's big enough to see
02:54 - 02:56and contrasts with the background.
02:56 - 02:59Make your animations consistent
03:00 - 03:02and don't mumble when you're presenting!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. We'll get a microphone.
03:14 - 03:16You’ve given me wind.
03:19 - 03:23Your presentation was so bad you've made my stomach hurt.
03:25 - 03:26It's your fault.
03:31 - 03:33Zero marks.
03:40 - 03:46And if I ever see a presentation like that again
03:46 - 03:49you'll fail the whole course.
03:53 - 03:56Tell that to the student counsellor!