Hitler hears about the GT3 Touring
698 views • 8/28/2019
Hitler finds out that Porsche is making a superior model with a better engine
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Porsche is planning to release a new GT3 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and an optional Touring package |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Parts are coming from these areas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's an upgrade to the 911R |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the engine coming from here is far superior |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Walter Rohrl drives the R |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Unotaz |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rohrl |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rohrl has been seen driving the Touring |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Harris said the R is not as good |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | the following people should stay; GT3RS-Fan1, ipse dixit, rodsky, & sampelligrino |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | this can't be F***cking possible |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they told me the 911R was for VIPs |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Rohrl told me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and this car was special - called the "schalter" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | it hasn't even been two full years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Brewster green was supposed to be for the best |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is completely unacceptable, everyone knows VIPs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | take priority over regular peasants |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Unotaz, you still have the SMFW! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | on the inferior engine! I can't go to cars & coffee with that! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Unotaz, don't forget the magnesium roof! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | a f***ing roof that's painted and no one knows about |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | they've totally screwed me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They sent me a pen and said I was special |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Andreas Preuninger let me call him "Andy" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He said to call him and we'd go out for dinner sometime |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He had an excuse for every day I was in the area |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could be dead and he wouldn't give a shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he'd make excuses until the end |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He lied to me from the beginning like the "fake news" Democrats about Russia and Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just can't believe it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The 911R was a keeper! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The car to keep forever! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now it's not the best anymore and I can't believe the lies |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's like they've forgotten what they promised to us VIPs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They're vulchers for treating us like this |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | taking our support and money for granted |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the only "feel good" experience I have about my purchase is the pen |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | how can I claim to be first class driving this |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry...he can always buy the GT3 Touring too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | whatever...it wasn't meant to be |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Porsche...lied to me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I should have guessed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's true...it's over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but if the Touring is really superior |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then this is the last time I can post on Rennlist |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | at least I can still impress people on the watch forum |
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