| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Axl, we have located a storage locker of unreleased songs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It belongs to Tom Zutaut |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and contains music you will never release |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has gone up for auction, here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | What should we do? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tom will pay his late fee, it won't be sold |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There is nothing to worry about |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Axl |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rose |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It has been sold, a fan has the CDs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's driving home right now. A leak could be imminent. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Silkworks needs less ambience, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT FUCKING DUMB MOTHERFUCKER |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MY PRECIOUS AMBIENT MIXES! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | MY SONGS ARE GOING TO BE ENJOYED BY THE FANS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS IS AWFUL |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THOSE LEAKING MOTHERFUCKERS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | GET FERNANDO ON THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FIND THIS GUY. GET THOSE DISCS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | NO ONE CAN HEAR THIS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Axl, the fans may now get to enjoy unreleased songs like Atlas |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK ATLAS! MY SILKWORMS MIXES ARE AT STAKE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Axl, you could always record new songs with Slash & Duff |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And ruin everything I've worked towards |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'M NEVER STEPPING FOOT IN A STUDIO AGAIN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I recorded vocals in 2000 and that's it! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm not writing new songs. Fuck that! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I just wanted Duff & Slash to re-record parts |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't want to put any effort in to this next album |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I wanted to sit on my ass all day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | NOW YOU TELL ME I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | GET FERNANDO. INTERCEPT THIS SON OF A BITCH |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never wanted to release anything |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They won't appreciate the extra decibels on Brain's drums |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's too good to share |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They won't understand my genius |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | These rough mixes will bring down |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | everything I have worked towards. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just wanted to record an album |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And never let anyone listen to it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BRIAN MAY'S SOLOS ARE MINE AND MINE ALONE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Jarmo, I'm sure he'll share with you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cancel the tour |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The band is over if another version of TWAT is found |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tell Slash it's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will never perform again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And never release anything |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those leaking motherfuckers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck |
