| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, Barry has sorted out the end of season do. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will start with a round at Los Palos |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then back to The Haggis for presentations. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then a sing song at Churchills |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | before going to The Star for a Ruby. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent work. Have you embroidered |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Stevie´s Champion shirt ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stevie..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stevie is only just in front of Dave. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dave might be Champion this year. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you´d rather catch your winky in your zip, than see Dave as Champion golfer; fuck off ! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Have they really gone that shit ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This guys a hacker. He was off 28 not long ago. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He thinks Taylormade had a hit with ´Shake it off. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ánd Inesis had Phil Collins as lead singer ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Stevie G has more black shirts than my SS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | His wardrobe looks like |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking Roy Orbison´s! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer. Dave can almost drive the ball 200 yards. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So he´s not in the Big Hitters Club is he Cockhead? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my Fuhrer, Dave does the handicaps every week. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That fucking explains it ! He shouldn´t be anywhere near the pencil. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A good scorer beats a good player |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ´So those thick shits have let Dave score |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and let him do everyone´s handicaps, and |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WOOF ! Suddenly he´s in with a shout of Champion golfer ! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | No Fucking wonder ! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This cannot happen. It´s unthinkable ! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We´ll never hear the end of it ! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can just see that smirk. He reminds me of Stalin ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want Stevie down at Los Palos 24/7. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What´s that stuff Mengele is giving the lads |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to keep them awake all day ? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I´m sure one of those twats can get hold of it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Tip Stevie´s head back, and shovel it in. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He has to practice more, and beat Dave. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Dave winning would be like Stalingrad. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A fucking disaster ! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He may actually smile. Can you imagine ? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don´t cry, Stevie will sort it out. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All our hopes now rest with Stevie |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least Dave´s got no chance of winning the nearest the pin trophy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Thank fuck ! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need a final solution. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know, I´ll get Eva to pull my clubs out of the attic |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I´ll show those twats how it´s done. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Either that or it´s cyanide all round... |
