CAGT 2019

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As General WAGS and her evil henchmen plan their defense against curfew, they realize that the are vastly outnumbered. In a desperate attempt to stop the boys to make curfew, General WAGS snaps

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00:00 - 00:03General WAGS
00:04 - 00:05THE BOYS are planning to make curfew
00:05 - 00:07we are prepared to offer alcohol
00:08 - 00:12and if need be, sex
00:12 - 00:15And worst case scenario, butt stuff
00:17 - 00:19Have you taken into account
00:19 - 00:21Miss Lady?
00:24 - 00:26....we did not general
00:27 - 00:28we were hoping that...
00:31 - 00:33...that they won't care about dad beers
00:34 - 00:36...or white claws
00:53 - 00:58If you are afraid of Miss Lady, leave now
01:13 - 01:15WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
01:15 - 01:17HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT MISS LADY!!
01:18 - 01:23WHATS NEXT
01:25 - 01:28YOU FORGOT ABOUT RECOURSE!?!
01:29 - 01:31THESE BOYS WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE CURFEW
01:31 - 01:34WE ARE NO MATCH AGAINST A 6AM TEE TIME
01:34 - 01:37LET ALONE DAD BEERS AND CLAWS
01:37 - 01:40KEVIN IS THE ONLY ONE IT WORKS ON
01:40 - 01:42Kevin is better than no one
01:42 - 01:46KEVIN IS A WEAK MAN
01:46 - 01:48it's not our fault, we tried our best
01:48 - 01:52YOUR BEST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH
01:53 - 01:54THEY ARE GOING TO DO CUCKSHIT
01:56 - 01:57HOW ARE WE GONNA STOP THEM FROM TEE BOX MULLIES?
01:57 - 02:00OR THE FACT THAT THEIR MEMES ARE STRAIGHT FIRE
02:00 - 02:03THEIR UNWARRANTED HYPE IS SWEEPING THE NATION
02:04 - 02:08ITS A 10 MAN EVENT FOR CHRIST SAKE
02:08 - 02:13IF WE AREN'T CAREFUL
02:14 - 02:16CURFEW WILL KILL US ALL
02:17 - 02:21BUSINESS IS MAXING OUT ON PAR 3'S
02:27 - 02:29And business is good for the boys.
02:30 - 02:34Kevin, John, Phil, Bobby, Timmy
02:34 - 02:36Liam, Ryan, Brett, Adrian, Matt
02:41 - 02:42They will GOLF no matter what we do
02:43 - 02:47BECAUSE MISS LADY GOT DEM TITTIES
02:48 - 02:53AND SHE'S GOT DAD BEERS AND CLAWS TO SPARE
02:54 - 02:56I don't even know why we bother
02:56 - 02:59THOSE IDIOTS JUST LOVE 6AM TEE TIMES
03:00 - 03:02THEY AREN'T EVEN GOOD AT GOLF
03:04 - 03:07don't cry, WAGS will just stay home
03:14 - 03:16Alcohol, sex
03:19 - 03:23even butt stuff
03:25 - 03:26its no use
03:31 - 03:33the CAGT
03:40 - 03:46Has beaten us
03:46 - 03:49the thing that hurts the most?
03:53 - 03:56its just day drinking disguised as GOLF