Funny Airline Bullshit
7,493 views • 10/5/2016
Just some usual airline bullshit that didn't work out hahaha
00:00 - 00:03 | The first ATR500 will go to Yellowknife |
00:04 - 00:05 | the second 500, |
00:05 - 00:07 | two weeks later. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We plan to have three there by October |
00:12 - 00:15 | and then the first one in Iqaluit, by December. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good, very good. |
00:19 - 00:21 | How long until the combi modifcations are complete? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Vice President.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | The combi mod.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | Transport Canada has denied the combi modifications, |
00:34 - 00:36 | and to go fuck yourself. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who said we should buy these airplanes, leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Where the fuck is Rashwan? |
01:15 - 01:17 | He said we could do it, he said he googled it! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Well fuck Transport Canada & fuck ATR! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And fuck McCullagh too, just because. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Brock is gonna wreck my ass! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Those maple suckers think they can tell me what to do! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Well fuck them and fuck they're rules |
01:37 - 01:40 | and fuck Nunavut! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer the North is beautiful |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the North it's too damn cold! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Makivik will be furious |
01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a shit about those tundra monkeys? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Snow walkers! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I do whatever the fuck I want, |
01:57 - 02:00 | I am Bert Van Der Stege! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Commander of the First Air Reich! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And why the fuck did Matt leave? |
02:08 - 02:13 | I just made that ungrateful bastard captain! |
02:14 - 02:16 | He was my boy! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I loved him as much as someone could love a ginger! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Ah for fucks sake, |
02:30 - 02:34 | what a shitty monday. |
02:34 - 02:36 | We need more sluttly flight attendants too! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Nothing but fags, |
02:43 - 02:47 | Fags and crusty old broads on our damn airplanes! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I don't give a shit what Cupe says, |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm hiring the next batch of whores, |
02:56 - 02:59 | and whores they will be! |
03:00 - 03:02 | With big fake tits! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he thinks you're fat. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We'll send another bullshit NTAE, |
03:19 - 03:23 | The passengers want all pax, that's believable. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Right? |
03:31 - 03:33 | What do you guys think? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Someone write up the email, make it sound like |
03:46 - 03:49 | this was the plan all along. |
03:53 - 03:56 | And get Elena in here. |
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