| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sire Hitler weve scouted all these fields |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The north and south |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Even the muck to the west |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And the east sandy hill tops |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There is a chance we maybe |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | totally fucked sire |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just cut the shit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | And tell me where we are planting |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sire |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have no where to plant |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its all wet |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except the tillage planter and sprayer operator |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is complete horse shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want action now |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | When I walk into the coffee shop tomorrow |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And dont have anything planted Ill catch hell |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I told them I was planting today |
| 01:31 - 01:33 | Dont listen to him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dont worry they always tell stories |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Im tired of always being the last one done planting |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Call peters and get a joker |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sire they make so much Compaction |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont give a fuck as long as it looks good from the road |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Hitler our tractor wont pull one |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Call and see if Tri county has a 9990 we can rent |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Im dont fucken around |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fuck it get two of them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want to see dirt flying |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The fucken seed wont grow in the bag |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was ready for 300 bu/acre I mean shit we spread so much potash it looks like it snowed |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now its for nothing |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For once i win the corn grows yield contest |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And get I nice plaque for the wall |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What is so hard about that or we just go back |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To bags of 12/12/12 in the planter box |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Thats all we use to do |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And the fucken corn grew just fine |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All this new shit Fuck we should have stuck to a 4 row and the 4400 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the payment was chicken shit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now you want auto steer and heated seats |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Well want in one hand and shit in the other |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry crop insurance will pay for food |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Ill just plant hay |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | From fence row to fence row |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And fill barns |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And deal with stupid horse people all winter |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Its ether that or drink whiskey |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And not shots just bring me the bottle |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Itll be so pretty |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | Fuck |
