| 00:02 - 00:04 | Is that Meridian on the phone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Whatever you say, don't insult them |
| 00:08 - 00:14 | Because if you do, they will squeeze your balls till you cry Mommy |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | I don't care. I have bigger balls than anyone here |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | Please don't mention the Debt |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | What Debt? |
| 00:22 - 00:23 | Ummm, we have a small problem |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | I deserve more than 3 times what your paying me |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | No way! |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | I demand more performance rights |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | No way! You screwed up |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | I screwed up? Why you pencil dick short sighted .... |
| 00:36 - 00:40 | Wait, I just received an update on the Southern Cross well |
| 00:40 - 00:46 | WTF - you're demobilising and the JV has fallen apart! |
| 00:46 - 00:51 | The JUR is damaged and Cosmo doesn't have its permits. You're not drilling any wells |
| 00:51 - 00:54 | That's bullshit. We have a 9 well program that we are managing to |
| 00:55 - 01:00 | And by the way, you couldn't manage to get laid in a whorehouse |
| 01:02 - 01:04 | Fuck me - how hard is it to drill a fucking well |
| 01:05 - 01:10 | Somebody do something and do it right now dammit. |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | But we've run out of money. We can't pay all our debts. I just shit myself |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Piss off |
