| 00:00 - 00:03 | The moment we have been waiting for has arrived. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've just received word that Jon Snow has arrived in King's Landing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Dothraki and Unsullied have encircled the city. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | At any moment now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Daenerys and Drogon will arrive and the final battle will begin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. Cersei and her sellswords don't stand a chance. Soon she will be dead. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can all go back to supporting President Trump. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Daenerys... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Daenerys has begun to incinerate the entire city. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | King's Landing is being razed to the ground. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought Jason Momoa was hot will leave the room now.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 8 seasons! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 8 fucking seasons down the drain! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What kind of half-assed fuckery are they trying to pull here? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they really want Gendry on the Iron Throne that badly? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | <Tears from everyone who finally realizes this show is sexist> |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Gendry! The writers gave so few fucks about him that he was gone for 3 whole seasons! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then he bumbles back in and has a sex scene that makes us all feel like we've watched child pornography. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And even then he was too stupid to figure out the difference between a one night stand and a wife. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, maybe Jon will make Daenerys fall in line. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The only thing Jon needs to do is take his morose, tragic ass back north of the wall and never return! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, Jon is the true heir to the Iron Throne. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That story arc is played out. Nobody even wants his naive ass on the throne anymore. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He let a kid betray him! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I should have known that once Olena Tyrell died this show was going to shit. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The plot couldn't be worse now if they somehow wrote Chuck Norris into the script and let him deal with all of this bullshit. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That might actually be an improvement over this garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's like everyone we have gotten to know over 8 seasons suddenly forgot who they were. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Did Tyrion really become so stupid as to think freeing Jamie would work? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Grey Worm. The most disciplined person on the show. You can't be serious! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They were too lazy to even give us a winner of the Cleganebowl. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't even care what happens now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | May as well let the Night King come back and kill them all. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They've destroyed a great show. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All I can do now is wait for football season, and that's still 4 months away! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Until then all we can do is watch boring regular reason baseball games. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They didn't even have the decency to finish Silicon Valley on time. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | TJ Miller went full retard. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And apparenly the geniuses at HBO thought it was more important to wrap up Barry first. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I may as well just cancel my subscription. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, maybe the books will have a different ending when they come out in 30 years. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our hero all along is supposed to be Robert Baratheon's bastard. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They row him off in a boat. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For three seasons they can't be bothered to give us any backstory about him. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And their big epic ending... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is someone we know nothing about on the Iron Throne.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and legions of disappointed fans. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me my cyanide capsule. |
