Hitler reacts to "Traitor's Requiem"
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Hitler is excited to watch the new JoJo's Bizarre Adventure episode, until his generals inform him that his favorite opening has been replaced.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know, today is Friday, and the new JoJo's Bizarre Adventure episode is available to stream. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Herr Goebbels has renewed his Crunchyroll account |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | so we can all watch it this afternoon. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I invite you to join us at my house at 4 PM. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The address is here in Berlin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is wonderful news. The opening, "Fighting Gold," is an instant classic. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hearing that song is the highlight of my week. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | "Fighting Gold" |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | "Fighting Gold" has been replaced as the opening. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The new opening is a song called "Traitor's Requiem." |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks Stardust Crusaders was better than Diamond Is Unbreakable, leave this room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I mean it! What in the actual fuck?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the hell were they thinking, giving the axe to one of the greatest anime themes of all time? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is David Production run and staffed by complete morons? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Can't they tell when they've struck gold? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everything about this decision just boggles the mind. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Imagine if Gainax had been like "Wow, everyone loves 'A Cruel Angel's Thesis!'" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "Let's get rid of it halfway through NGE for no fucking reason!" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | At least it isn't as bad as when they replaced "Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town" with "Chase." |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That song grows on you, you piece of shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, maybe the new song will grow on you too. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah, and maybe Jews will fly out my ass. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking idiot! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can you even make that comparison? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town" was a great track |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but "Fighting Gold" was legendary. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It was the first time Coda had been invited back to compose a JoJo theme in half a decade |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the absolute madman writes a song that's even better than "Bloody Stream." |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That shouldn't even be possible. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then some asshole in Japan decides it's time for a change and poof! Goodbye, "Fighting Gold!" Hello, fresh bullshit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just don't understand it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sometimes an anime opening comes along that's more than just a catchy song. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It perfectly sums up everything the show is about. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Virtuous criminals |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | with no one and nothing to call their own except one another |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | trapped in a fight to the death against the entire world, just like our deutsche Völker. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Opposing even God, we fight on!" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Ye who have indomitable souls!" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why the fuck change what was already perfect? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. At least the new ending theme slaps. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I, Adolf Hitler, have a dream that I know is just. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The truth is, I've been pretty depressed lately. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Really depressed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "Fighting Gold" helped. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Thinking about the lyrics gave me courage to get out of bed. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I suppose maybe the new song will grow on me too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or maybe it will suck ass forever like "End of the World." |