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Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report
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Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report. Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report
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Two years of investigations,
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$30 million cost to the taxpayer,
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Mueller has issued his report
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Congress unanimously voted to make the report public.
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A summary has been issued.
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And we start impeachment
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proceedings in what two, three days.
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the report contains...
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the report contains jack fucking squat.
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A fortune cookie has more damning information.
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The following will remain- Pelosi, Schumer, Pocahontas, er whatever her name is.
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For crying out loud, you were supposed
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to find something, anything.
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The man fucked a porn star, cheats on his taxes,
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he pees on prostitutes,
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grabs women by their special places,
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doesn't rent to black people,
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bans Muslims, can't complete a sentence.
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And that wall?!
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He will be defeated in 2020. The polls show
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The polls, you moron? The same ones that predicted President Hillary?
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Our allies at MSN and CNN will come through
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MSN and CNN? They are as competent as the Italian military.
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We even won the popular vote.
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We had 2020 in our pocket.
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Just sit back and let Republicans screw up everything.
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We have mass shootings on our side
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Those alt-right idiots making us look noble
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The late night shows, college campuses, his own party hates him for crying out loud.
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Alec Baldwin, all those useless Hollywood fluffs
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That Rachel Meddows dude, he gets booed outside his own building.
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His fucking Tweet account.
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All's we had to do was sit back and
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watch him self-destruct.
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His own supporters even hate him.
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Now our party is being taken over by Bernie Sanders and that bartender chick.
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She makes Dan Quayle look like the president of MENSA.
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'Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.'
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Are you kidding me? She's going to send everyone
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running for the right in 2020.
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Don't worry. The future is female.
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Nobody wants a Green New Deal.
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I fucking love my SUV. We can always ask Hillary to run again.
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Joe Biden isn't doing anything.
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We could always sue to get his tax returns. I mean there's no law.
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It's a tradition, kind of like when the president pardons a turkey.
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That should get us through the next two years.
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