Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report

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Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report. Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report

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00:00 - 00:03Two years of investigations,
00:04 - 00:05$30 million cost to the taxpayer,
00:05 - 00:07Mueller has issued his report
00:08 - 00:12Congress unanimously voted to make the report public.
00:12 - 00:15A summary has been issued.
00:17 - 00:19And we start impeachment
00:19 - 00:21proceedings in what two, three days.
00:24 - 00:26Sir,
00:27 - 00:28the report contains...
00:31 - 00:33the report contains jack fucking squat.
00:34 - 00:36A fortune cookie has more damning information.
00:53 - 00:58The following will remain- Pelosi, Schumer, Pocahontas, er whatever her name is.
01:13 - 01:15For crying out loud, you were supposed
01:15 - 01:17to find something, anything.
01:18 - 01:23The man fucked a porn star, cheats on his taxes,
01:25 - 01:28he pees on prostitutes,
01:29 - 01:31grabs women by their special places,
01:31 - 01:34doesn't rent to black people,
01:34 - 01:37bans Muslims, can't complete a sentence.
01:37 - 01:40And that wall?!
01:40 - 01:42He will be defeated in 2020. The polls show
01:42 - 01:46The polls, you moron? The same ones that predicted President Hillary?
01:46 - 01:48Our allies at MSN and CNN will come through
01:48 - 01:52MSN and CNN? They are as competent as the Italian military.
01:53 - 01:54We even won the popular vote.
01:56 - 01:57We had 2020 in our pocket.
01:57 - 02:00Just sit back and let Republicans screw up everything.
02:00 - 02:03We have mass shootings on our side
02:04 - 02:08Those alt-right idiots making us look noble
02:08 - 02:13The late night shows, college campuses, his own party hates him for crying out loud.
02:14 - 02:16Alec Baldwin, all those useless Hollywood fluffs
02:17 - 02:21That Rachel Meddows dude, he gets booed outside his own building.
02:27 - 02:29His fucking Tweet account.
02:30 - 02:34All's we had to do was sit back and
02:34 - 02:36watch him self-destruct.
02:41 - 02:42His own supporters even hate him.
02:43 - 02:47Now our party is being taken over by Bernie Sanders and that bartender chick.
02:48 - 02:53She makes Dan Quayle look like the president of MENSA.
02:54 - 02:56'Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.'
02:56 - 02:59Are you kidding me? She's going to send everyone
03:00 - 03:02running for the right in 2020.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. The future is female.
03:14 - 03:16Nobody wants a Green New Deal.
03:19 - 03:23 I fucking love my SUV. We can always ask Hillary to run again.
03:25 - 03:26Right?
03:31 - 03:33Joe Biden isn't doing anything.
03:40 - 03:46We could always sue to get his tax returns. I mean there's no law.
03:46 - 03:49It's a tradition, kind of like when the president pardons a turkey.
03:53 - 03:56That should get us through the next two years.