| 00:00 - 00:03 | So far, we have only received one offer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A small station broadcasting from Wisconsin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in a small town called New Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have offered $24k a year to spin oldies. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is a small market, but you could corner it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I will not crawl back to terrestrial. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sirius XM will negotiate when I tell them Bennington stands with me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Opester... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was revealed... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was revealed that you were behind Bennington's exile to Raw Dog. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ron is no longer answering our calls. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Troy, Roland, Vic, Slobbo and Super-Agent Bob Eatman. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ten years ago I was at the top of my field, rivaling Stern! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now I'm being cuckolded by some skater from Jackass! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't go down on my wife without tasting Margera's syphilitic cock! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now I am cuckolded again! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That traitor, that pretender to the throne, Sam fucking Roberts. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That mulatto should still be fetching blueburries! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I already sentenced him to nights to keep him away! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Opester, Sam Roberts is simply trying to maintain- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up, Troy, or you'll be following your girlfriend down that mountain. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Opester, I never meant to disrespect you. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'd rather talk to Eric Nagel the Sex Bagel |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and he's an autistic man-baby! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Everything is toys and treats with Erik |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and meanwhile his heart is swelling to Whatley proportions! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Try eating a salad, Eric, before your wife is a widow! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The only way your wife's pussy is getting wet |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | is if you spill your Ghostbusters Hi-C Ecto Cooler on her lap! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You have all betrayed me! I know you are all giving Anthony information! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I will drop you as I drop hammers, all fucking day long. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How am I losing to a pockmarked pedophile racist? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just signed a mortgage on a multi-million dollar apartment, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and now I'm unemployed. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck Jim Norton. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck that tranny-loving, cock-sucking, degenerate worm! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He thinks he can undercut my negotiation with no repercussions? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now that he sees weakness, he strikes. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He and the half-breed Sam Roberts are worse parasites |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | than Bam's children who I have to provide for! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Can you hook me up with Rake Yohn? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It is worse than I ever feared. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This time next year I will be spinning the Wheel of Meat... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with fucking Scorch. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That bald, raspy prick. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am not even fit to read Weird News or choose the Color of the Day... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or even wash Nick Carpinelli's feet. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me Brother Wease. |
