| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, this year's Ten then. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Same start time as usual. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we'll have to be sharper late on... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ... we don't want to miss the curry this time. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That was a real disappointment last year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I love the Ten. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I also love the films Peej makes before it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | About that, chief. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've had news. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Peej isn't doing a film or questions this year. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says he's too busy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who don't work full-time, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Too busy? Too busy? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He doesn't know the meaning of busy! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What does he do all day? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He washes up and does a sudoku. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That's about it. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And he might throw some darts for five minutes. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And he says he's too busy to do a film. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This will ruin the Ten for me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ben's doing some questions instead. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ben's doing the questions? Have you forgotten his previous efforts? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I missed that year boss. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Seriously, you were so lucky to miss that. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was about the TV cameras... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ...at Premier League grounds. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Are they on the dugout side? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or are they opposite the dugouts? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It was embarrassing. We didn't know where to look. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And he didn't even have all the answers!. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And you want him to ask more questions? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Are you out of your minds? Ben's questions? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Give me a break. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's going to be Gouldy's questions isn't it? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "Where have I played football?" again. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Or his other one. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "Which famous people have I met this year?" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The bloke who played BatMan in the 1960s TV series. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Danny John-Jules. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Someone who was in an Ewok outfit... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...in Return of the Jedi. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. Ian can explain how an aerofoil generates lift. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why does this always happen to me? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Perhaps I should just stay in and have a couple of cans. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And a meal deal from Asda. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I should write some questions. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That ruins it for me though as I love guessing. It doesn't matter if I'm right. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just like to have a guess. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There's nothing wrong with that. That's what Cooky does. |
