The life of Faff

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A short video showing what owning a Celica St205 can really be like

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00:00 - 00:03So the convoy to Ace Cafe will start at Nottingham
00:04 - 00:05onto Milton Keynes
00:05 - 00:07then Watford
00:08 - 00:11if theres no issues then we'll all be at Ace by 6pm
00:11 - 00:16Park up, grab a beer and a bit of quick detailer. Jobs a good-un
00:17 - 00:21Did you get the compression test results back from my engine?
00:24 - 00:26I'm affraid....
00:27 - 00:28cylinder..
00:31 - 00:33cylinder 3 is down by 40 PSI compared to the other 3
00:34 - 00:36Looks like #ringlands
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who hasn't worked on my car please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK !
01:15 - 01:17YOU SAID STOCK PISTONS COULD TAKE 1.1 BAR NO PROBLEM
01:18 - 01:23 Stock ECU or not, I shouldn't be having to deal with this shit now
01:25 - 01:28I should have just bought a Neo R34 GT
01:29 - 01:31This fucking car....
01:31 - 01:34I asked about upping the boost months ago
01:34 - 01:37I never got a straight answer, some ginger prick always making memes
01:37 - 01:40or Lou offering to sell me Polybushes, none of you gave a shit.
01:40 - 01:42 To be honest them bushes do work really well...
01:42 - 01:46It doesn't help my ringlands though does it ya daft prick!
01:46 - 01:48He does sell quality Decats as well...
01:48 - 01:52open your mouth again and you'll get a Decat up your arse
01:53 - 01:54I just want it to fucking work!
01:56 - 01:57last month...knocking
01:57 - 02:00a full set of superstrut i needed, didn't sound too much
02:00 - 02:03but then Paul said plus the VAT
02:04 - 02:08My credit cards maxxed out as it is
02:08 - 02:13If the mrs finds out that it needs another 3k chucking at it I'm screwed
02:14 - 02:16I'm at the end of my tether now
02:17 - 02:21I've lost count how many engines ive put in it, and yes I know i messed with the map but it wasn't that.
02:27 - 02:29I'm tempted to break it for spares
02:30 - 02:34make some money back, and some of my own dignity
02:34 - 02:36afford proper Heinz Beans again
02:41 - 02:42either way
02:43 - 02:47I'm not coming to Ace Cafe in my Faff yet again!
02:48 - 02:53Think ill just sell it as it is or break it, I can't be arsed with you lot anymore
02:54 - 02:56I'll just buy that R34 GTT
02:56 - 02:59I might even do an RB26 conversion
03:00 - 03:03but probably just end up with some dodgy fibreglass arches and a GTR badge
03:04 - 03:07Sobbing* (it's ok, he doesn't mean that)
03:14 - 03:18I suppose I could get a few quid back for the recaro's
03:19 - 03:23It's just a shame I never got that sweet one off wrap to....
03:25 - 03:26"pop"
03:31 - 03:33I waited for the special coating
03:40 - 03:46I think someone had my pants down about it if I'm honest.
03:46 - 03:49but I guess it doesn't matter now...
03:53 - 03:56I'll call Pejer to pick it up.