| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the convoy to Ace Cafe will start at Nottingham |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | onto Milton Keynes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then Watford |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | if theres no issues then we'll all be at Ace by 6pm |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Park up, grab a beer and a bit of quick detailer. Jobs a good-un |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Did you get the compression test results back from my engine? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I'm affraid.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | cylinder.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | cylinder 3 is down by 40 PSI compared to the other 3 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Looks like #ringlands |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't worked on my car please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU SAID STOCK PISTONS COULD TAKE 1.1 BAR NO PROBLEM |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Stock ECU or not, I shouldn't be having to deal with this shit now |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I should have just bought a Neo R34 GT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This fucking car.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I asked about upping the boost months ago |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I never got a straight answer, some ginger prick always making memes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or Lou offering to sell me Polybushes, none of you gave a shit. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | To be honest them bushes do work really well... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It doesn't help my ringlands though does it ya daft prick! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He does sell quality Decats as well... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | open your mouth again and you'll get a Decat up your arse |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just want it to fucking work! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | last month...knocking |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | a full set of superstrut i needed, didn't sound too much |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but then Paul said plus the VAT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My credit cards maxxed out as it is |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If the mrs finds out that it needs another 3k chucking at it I'm screwed |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm at the end of my tether now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've lost count how many engines ive put in it, and yes I know i messed with the map but it wasn't that. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm tempted to break it for spares |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | make some money back, and some of my own dignity |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | afford proper Heinz Beans again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | either way |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm not coming to Ace Cafe in my Faff yet again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Think ill just sell it as it is or break it, I can't be arsed with you lot anymore |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll just buy that R34 GTT |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I might even do an RB26 conversion |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | but probably just end up with some dodgy fibreglass arches and a GTR badge |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sobbing* (it's ok, he doesn't mean that) |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | I suppose I could get a few quid back for the recaro's |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just a shame I never got that sweet one off wrap to.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "pop" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I waited for the special coating |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think someone had my pants down about it if I'm honest. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but I guess it doesn't matter now... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll call Pejer to pick it up. |
