| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...despite the online outcries |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of many overly rigid Catholics |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | who originate from these areas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We believe we can slander them online |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and fulfill your modernist agenda. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine. Put the Pachamamas out. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Prominently in the Mass. I want them in full view. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Your Holiness, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I regret to tell you |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have been batted into the river Tiber |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the video has leaked online. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These cardinals will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The rigids did WHAT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those Pachamamas were my legacy! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do they think they are, sedevacantists? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So this is what it has come to! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My twitter has been lying to me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone is lying to me, even my ultramontanists! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These traditionalists are sick! They have a double life! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Rigidity is not a gift of God. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Your Holiness, they are getting stronger. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They have Taylor Marshall! And Tim Gordon! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we tried hacking their Wikipedia entry... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You idiots used a Vatican IP address! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ...you have coprophilia! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They appear good because |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they look like they follow the Law; |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But it's just more coprophilia! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Haven't they read Laudato Si?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Didn't they see the breast-feeding animals? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We need Communion in the hand! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not on the tongue! And no more dead Latin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wrote Laudato Si so they understood |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | our real God is Mother Earth |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And the Pachamamas were our gateway! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Alta Vendita told us! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It was the path to modernism! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The stubborn rigids are whitened sepulchres! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why do they even like Benedict more than me? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I was even Time's Man of the Year! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They HAVE to bow down to Pachamama! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we still have Novus Ordo Masses. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We got Benedict to resign |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and hid McCarrick so that we could obliterate Traditional Catholicism. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And yet they win. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Make some new Pachamamas. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Pretend you fished them out of the Tiber, even though no one will believe it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Beyond that, I will not say one word about this! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But tradition will be gone soon. |
