Jensen is fired from Nvidia
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11/12/2026The CEO is cycled by reports of ex marital afairs and spionage alegations while stock crashes 30%
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Singapure front company orders the servers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and send them to mainland China. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Chinese labs had access to our latests chips |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | even though they were suppose to be blacklisted. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Alice was promissing them even more chips next year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That is less than 1% of total sales, the Board will back me up. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everything will be resolved when I reveal this quarter results. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jensen.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Board... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Board demands a full investigation in your relationships |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They will ask you to disclose everyone you dated, |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of those that didn't get a 5090, please, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is TREASON! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Board had to hold for two more week! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They will see our record profits! Everyone will be busy playing GTA 6. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How low would it go? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 20%, 30%? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everything is lost because they are cowards. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | None there even knows what a CUDA core is, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They are suits with no technical knowledge. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jensen! Many in the board have experience in tech. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are morons that Blackrock and Vanguard put there. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jense. What you are asking is impossible. The Democrats won the Midterms. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who cares about the Democrats? They will fight each other before comming after us. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There is only Waren. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was the most normal of the tech COEs. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I just payed Trump because Tim told me wasa good idea. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They all gave money to that stupid ballroom. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | David Sacks asked me to invest in every single AI Startup. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I make sure Open AI and Anthropic had all the power they need. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could have built the models myself. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have made just like Elon. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | F*cked every single employing and send my sperm to impregnate them. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I just had fun with a beautful smart woman. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Europeans are cool, but a man must go back to his roots. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you know how much I sacrificed getting married at 19 years old? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I had to clean dishes at Denny's to pay our daughter birth. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | While other people my age were drinking and parting. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I though selling my blood when NV1 failed. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do they know how many times I saved this company from ruin? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Trump will pardon everyone. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I must give them what they want. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What a sad day for the AI industry. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is the end. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The AI race is over! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if they think I will watch Huawei taking our market share. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather have to put RX 9070 in my computer. a |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go play GTA 6. |